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Old 05-24-05, 03:26 PM
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Worst discovery upon entering an elevator...

Oftentimes you get into an elevator and it stinks like the last person on it, or there is something gross in it like a booger wiped on the glass or some such shit. Today was the worst. I got on after what looked like a homeless black woman and it stunk of body odor and a nasty fart. OMG I stopped two floors shy and walked the rest of the way up it was so disgusting. Right after lunch, too.

Anyone else have a memorable yet gruesome elevator discovery or elevator story of some kind?
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Old 05-24-05, 03:32 PM
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I got on an elevator today after this guy and it smelled of body odor and a nasty fart. He must have known what he did, as he bailed out of the elevator and took the stairs the rest of the way.
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i once saw a guy taking his insulin shot in an elevator
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Old 05-24-05, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ukywyldcat
Worst discovery upon entering an elevator
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...and I can always count on the immediate insulin response to my every thread
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I'm waiting to get into an elevator at a parking structure at the UW. The elevator doors open and a homeless guy comes out, zips up his pants, walks off. Not wanted to assume the worst about him, I think "Well maybe he just noticed his pants were open." I start to get in and notice there's a sea of urine on the elevator floor.

I took the stairs, and now have to work much harder to give the homeless the benefit of the doubt.
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Old 05-24-05, 03:37 PM
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used condom.....
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Old 05-24-05, 03:42 PM
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2 hot girls kissing and touching each other..... this was actually the best discovery... i think i am in the wrong thread
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Old 05-24-05, 03:43 PM
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1. what does it matter that she was black?

2. the worst part about getting in a stinky elevator is that when you get off, people waiting for it will think it was you.
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Old 05-24-05, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Trigger
1. what does it matter that she was black?
I was going to say the same thing, but didn't want to get yelled at for not respecting freedom of speech or something
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Old 05-24-05, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by raven56706
2 hot girls kissing and touching each other..... this was actually the best discovery... i think i am in the wrong thread
I want to find that guys thread...and that elevator!

I think the real question should be would you get in an elevator with a homeless zombie sex offender with an odour problem who was filling a condom with urine while injecting himself with insulin just to watch two hot girls kissing and touching each other?
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Cuz they stink more than homeless honkies do???
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I walked into an elevator that had jizz on the buttons once.

I took the stairs.
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Originally Posted by Trigger
1. what does it matter that she was black?
Probably nothing. Why did you bring that up instead of the homeless?
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Probably nothing. Why did you bring that up instead of the homeless?
because homeless people don't have regular access to showers or soap and water, so they often stink - his point was that this person was smelly. Do black people smell worse than other colors?
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The worst is getting on an elevator after some dude has just BO'd and farted the joint up--then he beats a retreat while some hottie gets on and thinks it was you.
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Originally Posted by Trigger
because homeless people don't have regular access to showers or soap and water, so they often stink - his point was that this person was smelly. Do black people smell worse than other colors?
Why didn't you point out that I said it was a woman? I could have just said "person". Do women have "regular access" to soap and water? Do women smell worse than men?

Also, define "regular access". Most public facilities have water and soap. Oftentimes I see bums in public facilities. The soap and water work for me. Granted, I've never bathed in a public facility. However, I suppose if I cleaned my pits or my gooch with the water and soap provided in a public restroom, they'd be clean afterwards and free of odor.

I guess soap and water discriminate against the homeless man. I suppose part of being homeless is you just cannot catch a break.

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Originally Posted by Trigger
1. what does it matter that she was black?
Hypocrite.
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Some friends and I once saw this guy get his nuts crushed by an elevator door. I snapped a quick pic of it with my cell phone camera before we walked away.
Man we all just laughed for hours over that one.

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Probably finding this guy.
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RACIST!!!



And this is why political correctness sucks.
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