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Old 05-06-05, 11:42 AM
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Public bathroom question

I actually use a few of em.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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I think he's talking about those sheets of papers that you put on the toilet seat when you are scared of germs and that type of shit.

I don't. Toilets are actually very clean. Germs don't live on your ass. So I see no reason why to use one.
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I don't take a shit in public places. I have my body finely tuned to take a dump between the hours of 9 and 11am. And work isn't a public place. I just can't go in a public toilet. It's not the seat I'm worried about it's my pants touching the floor under the toilet that makes me sick.
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yes
or I improvise with paper towels or toilet paper
but I only shit in public when absolutely necessary.

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Originally Posted by Mopower
It's not the seat I'm worried about it's my pants touching the floor under the toilet that makes me sick.
I admit that I do use public toilets from time to time, this is my biggest problem as well...
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Originally Posted by Jackskeleton
Toilets are actually very clean. Germs don't live on your ass. So I see no reason why to use one.
Because you're sitting where I was just peeing. Not to mention what I just did when I wasn't sitting down fully and had the runs. Whooooo boy!
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Because you're sitting where I was just peeing. Not to mention what I just did when I wasn't sitting down fully and had the runs. Whooooo boy!
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Originally Posted by Jackskeleton
I think he's talking about those sheets of papers that you put on the toilet seat when you are scared of germs and that type of shit.

I don't. Toilets are actually very clean. Germs don't live on your ass. So I see no reason why to use one.
what public bathrooms do you go to where the toilets are very clean?
maybe if you got lucky and were the first person in the bathroom after it was cleaned, assuming it was cleaned by someone who actually cared
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I squat. My quads are huge.
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Eh. I'm a germaphobe, but you encounter as many germs on a door handle as you do on a toilet seat. And I don't touch my eyes, mouth, etc. with my ass, so it's not a big deal to me. If it's visibly disgusting I won't use it, but if it looks clean I'll survive.
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Hell no. Especially if the toilet has just been used and the seat is still warm. Comfy!
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The biggest problems are:

A) Relative anonymity.
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Nah, I don't use those things. If the bathroom is really that nasty then I just go find a tree to pee behind.
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Kittydreamer Nah, I don't use those things. If the bathroom is really that nasty then I just go find a tree to pee behind.
But are you actually peeing infront of the tree or behind it?
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Always! Need some piece of mind when I am forced to use one for that particular task!
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Public toilets should always be considered a NO Dump Zone.
That business should be taken care of while at home.

Nothing worse then going in for a quick whiz and someone has just fouled up the whole place by dropping a disgusting load.
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I have learned to squat ever since needing to go to the bathroom on a public train station with a broken toilet when I was 6 and I had to go.

If I don't see "flecks" I will usually sit down though.
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Originally Posted by The Bus
I have learned to squat ever since needing to go to the bathroom on a public train station with a broken toilet when I was 6 and I had to go.

If I don't see "flecks" I will usually sit down though.
Yeah, .. and I hear that it is common for those of some cultures (especially those with open public rest rooms with holes in the ground) to squat for a living. Anyhoo .. there was this one time (in band camp) where someone in my department at work found a wall covered in chunky, stinking, brown matter on the wall (Thank goodness it was the girl's room) and cleaned it all up (not sure what her previous work experience was). So .. that said, actually, not sure what my point was .. than, that was one helluva hilarious day full of one liners and stories. Otherwise, with what's going on in those public toilets in mind, ... Hell, I still won't use those paper things. I'm more afraid of nailing the paper and then getting it all on myself through the removal process, since you can't just flush em. I'll take my chances and trust my own immune system.
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This is a sick, sick thread.
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I use 2 sheets always. Luckily I usually will have to go after the cleaning person has been there so I feel relatively safe.

Now what I really hate is when the water splashes right on my chocolate starfish when I drop a Cosby Kid into the pool.


Robert Schimmel has great bit about doing this at Airport restrooms.
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If I use the public toilet, I almost always use it for peeing. So I don't sit on the seat and have no need of the paper. But if I need to sit on the seat in public toilet, I always use the paper if they provide it.
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Originally Posted by melbatoast
This is a sick, sick thread.
Word. This thread be da bomb.
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I try not to use public restrooms, but when i do I use the seat covers.
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there was a penn and teller: bullshit episode where they proved that if the toilet looks clean, it is and those paper gasket things are a waste.

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