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Line up guys...Paris Hilton wants kids.

Old 05-04-05, 09:33 AM
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Line up guys...Paris Hilton wants kids.

Heiress Paris Hilton is determined to have children with Greek boyfriend Paris Latsis "in the next two years" - because she feels she has accomplished everything in life at the age of 24. The Simple Life star has only been dating the 22-year-old shipping heir since last December, but she insists she is in love and almost ready to start a family. Hilton says, "I want to have kids in the next two years because I know that completes your life. I've had so much fun, and had a great life. I've accomplished everything that I wanted to accomplish and I think that when I have kids that'll make me happier than I already am."
I don't keep up with celebrity news much, but I didn't realize her boyfriend had the same name as her. If they get married, will they both be named Paris Latsis? Bizarre.
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Old 05-04-05, 09:36 AM
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I wonder what that would look like, Paris Hilton trying to get pregnant.

If there was only some way I could picture this in my head....




Oh, and look at this unrelated but cute picture I found on the net!!!!11

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Old 05-04-05, 09:37 AM
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Hmm. . . so Paris is in love with Paris . . .
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What a stupid slut.
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Let's see:

Live off parents' money - check
release sex video - check
crappy show on fox - check


yep she's done everything

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that's hawt.
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Originally Posted by Birrman54
Let's see:

Live off parents' money - check
release sex video - check
crappy show on fox - check


yep she's done everything

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She hasn't done death yet. I hope she tries that before she has a kid.
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Maybe they'll move to Paris too.
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to death. Moving to Paris is basically the same.
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Old 05-04-05, 09:54 AM
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I'd do her.
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Old 05-04-05, 09:56 AM
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...with a Glock 18.
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Originally Posted by Mopower
She hasn't done death yet. I hope she tries that before she has a kid.
Wait until you see House of Wax. She has the hawtest death scene ever.

It's so hawt.
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to death. Moving to Paris is basically the same.
I said Paris, not Kentucky.
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Line up?

I say run away...very far away.
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Old 05-04-05, 10:29 AM
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Good god. I fear for the world.
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Old 05-04-05, 10:34 AM
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Her kid will be the Antichrist. Just watch.
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Sex tape party!
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If she's done it all and accomplished everything she's wanted to accomplish, does that mean she's going to go away? Please?
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I just hope she doesn't have a daughter... she'll be the only kid in her first grade class wearing a 2" inch skirt with high heels and no underpants.
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She is annoying as fuck, but I still want to bang her sooooo bad.

Bring on the hate.
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Old 05-04-05, 10:48 AM
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I think that when I have kids that'll make me happier than I already am.
At least she's honest, unlike some people here who have claimed having kids is a selfless act.
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I keep thinking about the episode of South Park with her in it. And all her pets kill themselves. I hope she doesn't put her kid in a bear suit like Butters.
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Uhmm, hurry we need a ban limiting sprawl pronto!
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psst... someone tell her she has to stop swallowing for this to happen.
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That's the definition of a "vacuous stare" right in the middle. Or, as an ex-GF used to say, "a real bad case of the cow-eye".
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