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Pablo Picasso was such an *******.

Old 04-29-05, 09:13 AM
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Pablo Picasso was such an *******.

Sorry. I just had to get that off my chest.

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Old 04-29-05, 09:14 AM
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Pretty shitty artist too. Even my 3-year-old knows how to place eyes and nose on the face.
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A Modern Lovers or Jonathan Richman fan?
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doesn't that go along with someone's sig?
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I heard he ate babies.
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I had said to one of my Art School teachers that Picasso was a hack artist. And I firmly believed it until he told me the history behind his "crappy" paintings.

He did it basically to give the finger to all those elitist art assholes that like shit by useless artists like Jackson Pollock.
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Originally Posted by j123vt_99
doesn't that go along with someone's sig?
shhhhhhhhhh.....
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Old 04-29-05, 09:23 AM
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Why so down on Jackson Pollock? He sacrified himself to save the crew of the Benthic Explorer.

"I always knew this was a one-way ticket." *sniff*
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Originally Posted by Groucho
Why so down on Jackson Pollock? He sacrified himself to save the crew of the Benthic Explorer.

"I always knew this was a one-way ticket." *sniff*

I could see him now. going down in a flailing hail of paint spray.
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Old 04-29-05, 09:27 AM
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Some people walk down the street and get called asshole... I guess that has now happened to Pablo Picasso.
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Old 04-29-05, 09:31 AM
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Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avacado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down you street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York

Oh well be not schmuck, be not abnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Alright this is it

Some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called...
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Someone goofing on my sig?
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Bowie did a great cover of it on his Reality album.
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Allo, Allo, sint yel, Picasso.

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Pablo Picasso used to tell his mistresses that their names would be in history books, but only because they were with him.
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At least Pablo Picasso had talent. I find him, surprisingly, to not really be that overrated. Dalí, on the other hand...

My girlfriend's mom used to hang out with him in NYC when he was a bit past his prime (think 1960s and 1970s when Dalí was already in his seventies) and he would just walk around and yell "Dalí is the greatest! Dalí is the greatest!" and hit on young women.
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