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l33t [email protected] - Hilarious!

Ripped this off another forum which was not work safe (whoops!) because of an avatar. But here is the jist. There is a transcript of the chat session along with commentary from the attacked.
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For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
why do you kick me
can't you discus normally
answer!
we didn't kick you
you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
what ping man
the timing of my pc is right
i even have dst
you banned me
amit it you son of a bitch
LOL
shit you're stupid, DST^^
shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
for two weaks already
when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
You're a real computer expert
shut up i hack you
ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
tell me your network number man then you're dead
Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
or maybe 127.0.0.1
yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Now I'm frightened
shut up you'll be gone
i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
say goodbye
to whom?
to you man
buy buy
I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
lol
bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
you're so stupid man
say buy buy
ah, [Please control your cussing] off
buy buy elch
* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
elch you son of a bitch
bitchchecker how old are you?
What's up bitchchecker?
you have a frie wal
fire wall
maybe, i don't know
i'm 26
such behaviour with 26?
how did you find out that I have a firewall?
tststs this is not very nice missy
because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
be a man turn that shit off
cool, didn't know this was possible.
thn my virus destroys your pc man
are you hacking yourselves?
yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
what firewall do you have?
like a girl
firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
Noo
he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
you're afraid
i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
elch turn off your shit wall!
i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
shut up
lol
my grandma surfs with fire wall
and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
bitchhacker can't hack
> nice play on words ^^
wort man
bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
how many times again he is no hacker
man do you want a virus
tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
127.0.0.1
it's easy
lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
and are the first files being deleted
mom...
i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
that's bad
elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
yes, there's nothing i can do about it
and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

tupac rules
elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?

and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
why doesn't meta say anything
he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
> ^^
your d: is gone
go on BITCH
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
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This was translated from German by this site:
http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/...?showtopic=328
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I don't even know what to say to that.
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Originally Posted by joshd2012
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
So, he was doing it to his own computer?

I am not awash with l33tness, so I need some more translation.
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127.0.0.1 is always the return IP address for your PC. So essentially, this great hacker didn't know that fact and actually hacked his own PC. He deleted all his own drives. Its sort of explained in the intro the guy wrote.
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*laugh* that's great.
I especially like "Turn off your fierwall, wuss, so I can attack you."
Gee, ok.
"Ha ha, got you!"

Do these scriptkiddies help program Windows as well? That would explain a lot.
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Originally Posted by Jack's Smirking
So, he was doing it to his own computer?

I am not awash with l33tness, so I need some more translation.
Any IP address that begins with 127 (i.e., 127.0.0.1) is a loopback to your own PC.

Apparently, this wanna-be hacker had downloaded tools to attack another computer, and had a rough idea of what they did, but had no real understanding of computers and networks. When he started up his attack tools, and pointed them at 127.0.0.1, he was attacking his own computer and crashing it.
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Originally Posted by Bandoman
This made the thread worth visiting... thanks.
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this thread did not bring teh funny
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I need cliff notes
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I need cliff notes

i think it would be c|_ iff n0t3s
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awesome thread
and I always laugh at l33t cereal
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No one could really be that dumb. Could they?
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That's not as 1337 and funny as this:

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Originally Posted by j123vt_99
this thread did not bring teh funny
Trying to read through that mess made me pine for the eloquence of a Wooderson thread.
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I'm not really fluent in l33t but I was able to follow up what was happening there. Funny shit!
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That's not as 1337 and funny as this:

Now that makes Penny Arcade comics look funny
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