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Old 02-28-05, 07:02 PM
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I've been pornoed!!!!

Got an IM from someone who got my IM from here. This was odd. I submit it for your enjoyment....less any pics.

amylluv2004: cool name
kvrdave: hello
amylluv2004: do you mind if I added you to my aim list? lol
kvrdave: who are you?
amylluv2004: oh, I added you from dvdtalk
kvrdave: sweet. What is your name there.
amylluv2004: oh I just started browsing, your posts were really cool
kvrdave: You must be thinking of someone else :-\
amylluv2004: lol no, you're a smart guy
amylluv2004: I thought Id add you
kvrdave: okay, this must be Groucho.
amylluv2004: who?
kvrdave: Just a guy on the forum :-)
amylluv2004: no I was just browsing and thought Id add you lol
kvrdave: How bizarre. You don't post there?
amylluv2004: Im going to start, I was just bored and started browsing lol
kvrdave: Well, get on there and give yourself a proper introduction. I believe if you are female, they will require a nude pic....or at least tell you they do. =-O
amylluv2004: lol
amylluv2004: where are you from? Im from CA
kvrdave: WA, by the Columbia River
amylluv2004: oh cool, how is in it WA?
kvrdave: I'm in the eastern part, so it is just hicks. I fit in.
amylluv2004: lol
amylluv2004: Im 19, how about you? I turn 20 in less than a month
kvrdave: Old enough to be your father's young friend. :-D
amylluv2004: lol, how old then? :-)
kvrdave: 34
amylluv2004: that's a good age, not too old not too young lol
amylluv2004: what do you like to do for fun?
kvrdave: I buy houses for fun. You?
amylluv2004: oh, hanging out with friends, actually Im boring sometimes, lol
amylluv2004: mostly hang out with friends
amylluv2004: are you single or married? Im single
amylluv2004: not married though lol
kvrdave: Well, if this were Utah, we'd be in business, but I have a wife and two little boys
amylluv2004: lol, oh yeah let's go get hitched
amylluv2004: that's awesome, how long have you been married?
kvrdave: 10 and half years. Married when I was 23. She was not quite 21
amylluv2004: wow, you started out young
amylluv2004: congratulations
amylluv2004: Id like to get hitched some day lol
kvrdave: Back then, it seemed to be more normal. Now people seem to wait forever.
kvrdave: Any BFs
amylluv2004: you're not that old, the mid 90s right? lol
amylluv2004: hmm
amylluv2004: well, Im single now, but I got dumped about 3 months ago :-(
kvrdave: HS in '89 and College in '93
amylluv2004: I can never do that dumping, I always get dumped lol
kvrdave: The trick is to torture until they have to dump. Then it is their fault.
amylluv2004: I think Im a fun person, I guess Im not fun enough for them lol
kvrdave: Get on the Other Forum and you will have guys coming out of the woodwork
kvrdave: Tell them you like comics, videogames, and porn
amylluv2004: lol
amylluv2004: I like two of those three things
amylluv2004: how about you?
amylluv2004: a girl who watchs porn, lol
kvrdave: lol
kvrdave: a 19 yo who watched.
kvrdave: watches....
amylluv2004: lol exactly
kvrdave: trust me, the Other Forum will love you.
amylluv2004: do you have any pictures? I have some I could send, I have lots lol
amylluv2004: that sounds cool lol
kvrdave: let me see......
amylluv2004: want to see mine first?
amylluv2004: is that what you mean?
amylluv2004: lol
kvrdave: looking for mine
amylluv2004: oh ok
amylluv2004: sorry
kvrdave: but you can send yours, while I look
amylluv2004: awesome
kvrdave: http://w3.gorge.net/kvrdave/kvrdave.jpg
amylluv2004 wants to directly connect.
amylluv2004 is now directly connected.
kvrdave: That's about a year old
amylluv2004: Ill send mine while I look at yours lol
kvrdave: http://w3.gorge.net/kvrdave/kvrdave7.jpg
kvrdave: That is when I had hair and was about your age
amylluv2004:
amylluv2004: lol, you old man you
amylluv2004: just teasing, you're really handsome
kvrdave: That 4th pic will definately get you some lovin' on the Other forum
amylluv2004: I have two more others, would you like to see them? lol
kvrdave: sure
amylluv2004: dont get offended when you do lol
kvrdave: lol
kvrdave: http://w3.gorge.net/kvrdave/kvrdave4.jpg
kvrdave: This is the hair on my chest
amylluv2004:
amylluv2004: tha'ts a nice pic, your'e a hairy man lol
amylluv2004: are those pics too much? lol
amylluv2004: I thought they turned out ok
kvrdave: GADZOOKS!!!!
kvrdave: A simple "hello" would have sufficed!!! =-O
kvrdave: You are not Groucho
amylluv2004: lol
amylluv2004: well thanks
kvrdave: What made you show that to me?
amylluv2004: well since you said that about the other pic
amylluv2004: I thought Id show you lol
amylluv2004: do you like asian chicks? most guys think Im pretty hot I guess lol
kvrdave: I like all chicks.
amylluv2004: I bet your wife is asian, lol
amylluv2004: all men need an asian minx in the bedroom
kvrdave: Nope, lilly white.
kvrdave: lol
amylluv2004: well I bet she's satisfied lol
kvrdave: Thanks to me and a couple of household appliances, I think so.
amylluv2004: oh what sort of appliances? lol
kvrdave: microwave, vacuum, etc. ;-)
amylluv2004: lol
amylluv2004: were you with many girls before you met your wife?
kvrdave: How many is many?
amylluv2004: lol, however many you were with
amylluv2004: Ive been with about 8 guys
kvrdave: I've got you beat, but none of them were guys
amylluv2004: lol, damn
amylluv2004: how many girls were you with?
kvrdave: I don't honestly remember (a long time ago), but I think it was between XX and XX YOU DON't NEED TO KNOW )
amylluv2004: that's a nice number, you started earlier Im guessing, lol
kvrdave: I started off early. Yep
amylluv2004: how old were you when you first had sex? I was about 14
kvrdave: You started earlier. I was 16. Guess I just kept up a good pace once I started
amylluv2004: nice, I bet all those girls were satisfied lol
kvrdave: I would say that the first half probably weren't.
amylluv2004: oh, you got better with more experience lol
amylluv2004: what's your favorite thing to do sexually?
amylluv2004: mine is I guess when a guy does down lol
kvrdave: Don't we all.....not sure. I have so few complaint about any of it.
amylluv2004: oh ok
amylluv2004: did you go down on them alot? tha'ts my fave lol
kvrdave: You know, about this time I start to fear that you are a 40 year old man :-P
amylluv2004: lol, no Im just curious
amylluv2004: did you do that alot? lol
kvrdave: I do whatever I am told, generally
amylluv2004: lol, do you and your wife have sex often? my last bf, we had sex every night usually
amylluv2004: sometimes twice a day
kvrdave: I think average. 3x a week or so. Get's tougher with kids, jobs, etc.
amylluv2004: oh exactly
kvrdave: I gotta' bolt. Hope to see you on the Other Forum.
amylluv2004: is she a loud one? lol
amylluv2004: lol ok
amylluv2004: when you going to be on again?
kvrdave: Tomorrow all day
amylluv2004: sweet, we can catch up lol
amylluv2004: see you later

Started to get a little freaky for me, and I am not good at not answering direct questions.

And no.....you don't get to see the pics.


Hopefully she will start to post.



How bizarre.

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Old 02-28-05, 07:08 PM
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I thought perverted justice was supposed to pose as underage...
Old 02-28-05, 07:09 PM
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kvrdave

And no.....you don't get to see the pics.
No bold? No pics?



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holy shit
Old 02-28-05, 07:11 PM
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Aww.... You've got your very own internet stalker...
Old 02-28-05, 07:14 PM
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Well was "she" hot at least?
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Are you not posting the pics becuase they're naked pics? A thread in Mature will suffice.
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it was pretty obvious from the start she just wanted to cyber party, but then you start talking about your wife and kids and it all goes down the shitter from there....
Old 02-28-05, 07:15 PM
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kvrdave,

I admire your chatting skills.
Old 02-28-05, 07:16 PM
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too giggly. about 100 too many "lol's"
Old 02-28-05, 07:20 PM
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funny how you'd just casually give the answers to all those questions coming from someone you've never met.
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kvrdave: You are not Groucho
Old 02-28-05, 07:22 PM
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That's what I get for not leaving my AIM on..

Edit: And the minute I turn it on..

It better not be Jolt.

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Old 02-28-05, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Deftones
funny how you'd just casually give the answers to all those questions coming from someone you've never met.
That's what I was thinking.

amylluv2004: how much money do you keep stashed around the house...and where?
kvrdave: Usually around 2 grand. It's in the Folger's can above the fridge.
amylluv2004: well thanks lol
Old 02-28-05, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
I am not good at not answering direct questions.
I don't know, it seems like you handled this one okay.
amylluv2004: what do you like to do for fun?
kvrdave: I buy houses for fun. You?
Old 02-28-05, 07:31 PM
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This thread seems relevant...

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411716
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Kvrdave: Intarweb Sex Machine
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this part was quite alarming

amylluv2004: do u have a toolbox lol
kvrdave: Yes, one in my garage.
amylluv2004: no lol
amylluv2004: i mean another another kind of toolbox
kvrdave: Ohh, I know what you mean, yes I have another one in my work shed.
amylluv2004: no lol do u have a toolbox in ur pants
amylluv2004: lol
kvrdave: No, I don't. In my pants pocket all I have is a piece of gum and my wallet.
amylluv2004: lol nooo
amylluv2004: How big is ur tool?
kvrdave: Which one? Like my screw driver?
amylluv2004: yeah sorta, well the tool in ur pants
kvrdave: 8 inches.
amylluv2004: nice johnson rod lol

thanks to me being a mod i was able to see it before kvrdave edited it
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Originally Posted by Gallant Pig
this part was quite alarming

amylluv2004: do u have a toolbox lol
kvrdave: Yes, one in my garage.
amylluv2004: no lol
amylluv2004: i mean another another kind of toolbox
kvrdave: Ohh, I know what you mean, yes I have another one in my work shed.
amylluv2004: no lol do u have a toolbox in ur pants
amylluv2004: lol
kvrdave: No, I don't. In my pants pocket all I have is a piece of gum and my wallet.
amylluv2004: lol nooo
amylluv2004: How big is ur tool?
kvrdave: Which one? Like my screw driver?
amylluv2004: yeah sorta, well the tool in ur pants
kvrdave: 8 inches.
amylluv2004: nice johnson rod lol

thanks to me being a mod i was able to see it before kvrdave edited it
Dave corrected himself later with this line though.

Originally Posted by kvrdave
kvrdave: I only gotta' bolt. Hope to see you on the Other Forum.
Old 02-28-05, 07:40 PM
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Good god.. almost word for word so far, except I can get past the being freaky part
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nice catch mano, that was an editing snafu on kvr's part... forgot to take that part out. basically it's gibberish out of context and all.
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kvrdave: This is the hair on my chest
amylluv2004:
amylluv2004: tha'ts a nice pic, your'e a hairy man lol
amylluv2004: I luv hairy hunks!
amylluv2004: btw my real name is Roger
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Now I suddenly wonder what is wrong with my posts that I'm not cool enough to be IM hot stalked...
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Originally Posted by devilshalo
Good god.. almost word for word so far, except I can get past the being freaky part
One can only hope you post the offending pics
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Why do I have the feeling that my AIM log is going to be posted now.

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