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Old 02-28-05, 03:17 PM
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Does it ever burn when you pee?

meh, I hate when that happens

no fire shoots out

but seriously what is causing that?
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You should google up a little thing called VD.
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Get to a doctor now!!!
Old 02-28-05, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mopower
You should google up a little thing called VD.
nice try but SEX is required for that

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U.t.i.
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Uh-oh ..... seriously, see your doctor. Time for some penicillin.
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Could be a yeast infection. Sex is not necessarily required to contract it.
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Originally Posted by Pistol Pete
Could be a yeast infection. Sex is not necessarily required to contract it.
I'm not baking any bread

parden my ignorance but I thought only women could get yeast infections. Men can too?
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Originally Posted by Canadian Bacon
I'm not baking any bread

parden my ignorance but I thought only women could get yeast infections. Men can too?

Yeast can be found in many places. Including the inside of your pee-pee.
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Originally Posted by Canadian Bacon
I'm not baking any bread

parden my ignorance but I thought only women could get yeast infections. Men can too?
Yes, men can get it too but I'm thinking that you probably have a UTI. If you can't get to the doctor, at least try flushing it out with lots of water and stay as far away from sugar as you can. Also, pick up some cranberry capsuls at your local hippie store.

Feel better soon
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See a doctor dude, and no this has never happened to me....touch wood
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Soap is also a common cause of irritation in the urinary tract that can lead to a burning sensation while urinating. Symptoms usually disapear after a few days.

As others have stated though, if it is a UTI, cranberry juice, tea, etc. is the way to go.
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I got a UTI before. Man it hurts, I still got the STD test too when I went for no reason, you know they stick a qtip up the end of.... yeah its bad.
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Yes, I once had the good ole soap piece inside my penis. That hurts as hell, I can't imagine having an std like that to deal with. If it doesn't go away, seek help.
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Originally Posted by Maxwell Smart
I got a UTI before. Man it hurts, I still got the STD test too when I went for no reason, you know they stick a qtip up the end of.... yeah its bad.
Dude, please tell me they don't actually shove a Q-tip up your !

Ouch! And I thought a pap-smear was bad...*shudder*
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Yes, I once had the good ole soap piece inside my penis. That hurts as hell, I can't imagine having an std like that to deal with. If it doesn't go away, seek help.
I found myself crossing my legs while reading that ...
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[Kool Moe Dee]
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said 'Mama mia!'
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminice
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
[/Kool Moe Dee]

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UTI's are very rare among men and even after it clears out, there's a fair chance it will move somewhere else like your prostate like it did for me. And once it gets there, it's a pain to get rid of it because of the nature of the prostatic tissue, which antibiotics has little effect on. But then again, it's more likely to occur if you're over 40-45.
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looks like someone reeled in a bad piece of fish. you shoulda thrown that one back dude.
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Remember to wipe front to back instead of back to front next time.
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Penor + Anor = Makor Penor Burnor
Old 02-28-05, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by skiblet
looks like someone reeled in a bad piece of fish. you shoulda thrown that one back dude.
The Candiru



http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals...h/candiru.html

When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. [b]It then swims up the urinary tract or anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans.
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Originally Posted by Third Baseman
Penor + Anor = Makor Penor Burnor
I don't know what this means, but didn't Gandalf say to the Balrog: I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor?

What was he saying? That he had flames and burning when he peed? Gandalf had a UTI!?!
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Originally Posted by devilshalo
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