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Old 02-28-05, 08:07 AM
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My wife put eight pillows on our bed

My lovely wife, who is not high maintenance nor overly girly, has just gone bananas and put two more new decorator pillows on our queen-sized bed. I can sort of understand maybe four pillows (counting the two that we actually use to sleep on)... but why does the bed now have to look like it belongs in a harem? What is the deal with women? At night I just end up throwing six pillows on the floor before jumping in bed.
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Maybe she wants to have a pillow fight.

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Old 02-28-05, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by sfsdfd
Maybe she wants to have a pillow fight.

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...with a hot neighbor chick.

Pics?
Old 02-28-05, 08:37 AM
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According to leading decorators, the average number of pillows on beds nowadays is 11. So don't be surprised if she goes and gets some more!
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She plans on a building a fort between the two of you so that she can sleep peacefully at night???
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I think there are 5 on my bed. The 2 for decoration only ones are already on the floor. I toss all but one on my wife's side.
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Is she hiding Dwarfs? Do any of the pillows have secret compartments for her vibrator? They make those don't cha know....
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Tell her that you got her point about the harem and want to know if she wants to help you pick the harem girls. Point out the harem-like look of the bed when she asks WTF you're talking about.

I mean, this is a win-win situation here. Either it's a funny way to make a point about the silliness of having so many pillows on the bed (and therefore won't get you in trouble) or it gets you a harem. Either way you win.
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At least half of them should be Boron Cowpunch throw pillows.
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It's where she hides all of her blow.
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Thats like, 4 minutes in the morning, and 4 minutes at night.
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
Is she hiding Dwarfs? Do any of the pillows have secret compartments for her vibrator? They make those don't cha know....
Running upstairs ASAP!
Old 02-28-05, 11:41 AM
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more pillow= more dvd's
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Yeah, I don't get this either.

How many fucking pillows do you need? And what do you do with them when you actually, you know, USE THE BED TO SLEEP IN?

It's probably not a good idea to throw them on the floor because spiders could crawl into them at night, and you don't want that on your bed.
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Originally Posted by Josh-da-man
It's probably not a good idea to throw them on the floor because spiders could crawl into them at night, and you don't want that on your bed.
Umm.. Spiders could crawl up onto your bed too, you know. They tend to get around a lot.

Or am I totally missing teh funny?
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those aren't pillows!!!!!!



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Originally Posted by Otto
Tell her that you got her point about the harem and want to know if she wants to help you pick the harem girls. Point out the harem-like look of the bed when she asks WTF you're talking about.

I mean, this is a win-win situation here. Either it's a funny way to make a point about the silliness of having so many pillows on the bed (and therefore won't get you in trouble) or it gets you a harem. Either way you win.
You know, that's actually pretty smart.
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Originally Posted by trixie
According to leading decorators, the average number of pillows on beds nowadays is 11. So don't be surprised if she goes and gets some more!
and yet I don't know anybody with more than 4. I have a feeling the people that make bedroom displays for stores and ads are convincing people to buy more pillows than they need.
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We have a lot of pillows on our bed but they serve a very good purpose...

Serioulsy, I used the spare pillows to pile on my husband's head when his breathing machine is blowing cold air in my face.
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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer
Serioulsy, I used the spare pillows to pile on my husband's head when his breathing machine is blowing cold air in my face.
How many hubbies have you gone through, and which stories have you used when questioned by police?
Old 02-28-05, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Darknite39
How many hubbies have you gone through, and which stories have you used when questioned by police?
Old 02-28-05, 03:28 PM
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I've got you beat. There are 9 pillows on our king-sized bed. Two are actually for sleeping on. The rest are only for decoration and are put away when we go to sleep.

It's madness!
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Originally Posted by Darknite39
How many hubbies have you gone through, and which stories have you used when questioned by police?
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Can't explain it, its just the way women are.
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I now have three. I use one for my head, hug the second one and use the third between my legs.

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