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Pirates vs. Ninjas Redux: The Legal Battle

Pirates are such wimps. They have to hire lawyers to fight their battles for them.

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It just means that Ninjas are smarter and can represent themselves; Pirates suck for many reasons besides that.

Ninjas always win this argument IMO.
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The Original Ninja Pirate Madness

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It's clear to me that ninjas are better than pirates.
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It's clear to me that ninjas are better than pirates.
Yeah, but how many World Series' or Superbowls have ninjas won?
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Depends where you fight. I have never heard of sea ninja's.
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Originally Posted by garolo
Yeah, but how many World Series' or Superbowls have ninjas won?
Ninjas are too cool to play sports. Everything they do is life-or-death, not a game.
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"Can't we all just get along ????"

Pirate Ninjas foreva !!!!!
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Are you a pirate or a ninja?





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Originally Posted by garolo
Yeah, but how many World Series' or Superbowls have ninjas won?
Ninjas would kill all of their opponents; they aren't allowed to play organized sports. They are too sweet, and by sweet I mean totally awesome.
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Originally Posted by Toad
Ninjas would kill all of their opponents; they aren't allowed to play organized sports. They are too sweet, and by sweet I mean totally awesome.



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Depends where you fight. I have never heard of sea ninja's.
that smoke that hovers over the ocean at night....the thing about the smoke is....it's not smoke, its ninjas...ninjas will storm the seas and slice open the pirates while totally wailing on electric guitar.

check my link above for the movie...tons of them
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Originally Posted by Cameron
that smoke that hovers over the ocean at night....the thing about the smoke is....it's not smoke, its ninjas...ninjas will storm the seas and slice open the pirates while totally wailing on electric guitar.

check my link above for the movie...tons of them
"Is that ninja smoke?"

"Run away!"

"Run Away!"

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Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

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That is the greatest site I've ever seen. I found it a few years ago, and I still can't look at it without bursting out in childish laughter.

Read some of the feedback that guy has gotten --- fucking hysterical.
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"Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."


"I can't stop thinking about ninjas."
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P.S. Click "no" at the first page and see where it directs you.
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From the "Q and A" section:


Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
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I'd like to see a Ninja drink as much as a Pirate and then see who would win.

Enough w/ this Ninja nonsense.
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I never saw Jerry Seinfeld wear black robes and flip out and kill people; he did wear a pirate shirt though. So clearly pirates are gay comedians.
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That realultimatepower kid claims to have been sued, but the linked articles are suspect.

http://www.pulpexplosion.com/quizzes...inja/ninja.gif

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

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Originally Posted by B.A.
I'd like to see a Ninja drink as much as a Pirate and then see who would win.
The ninja would win, cuz he'd poison the jug chugging fool pirate. Of course, if the ninja studied chinese martial arts, he could also whip up on the pirate using drunken monkey techniques.

The real ninja pirate (and Buttercup)...

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go to the movies and check out the

Bad ASS Dog who isnít a ninja exactly but is the kind of person a ninja would want to hang out with or just be in the same neighborhood as productions
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Oooh, the Dread Pirate Roberts was a bad motherfucker.


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