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Old 02-16-05, 03:39 PM
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The Tao of Spam

I got this spam today

Boo :)))

Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes us up depends on us.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Every man has the right to risk his own life in order to save it.
Excellent firms don't believe in excellence -- only in constant improvement and constant change.

Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.

Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe.A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. Circumspection and devotion are a contradiction in terms.I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.

Reproof on her lips, but a smile in her eyes.
Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world. Why don't you want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is that you're in conflict with yourself.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done.
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home. Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself.

Ideas control the world.

Most people would rather die than think: many do.
To eat is to appropriate by destruction.

You are the only person on earth who can use your ability. If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Faith. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.The study of the Bible will keep anyone from being vulgar in style.
There are many great lessons to be learned!
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I think that may be the single best philosophical treatise I've ever read.

"A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all."

Indeed.

[Bando nods sagely.]
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Now THIS is funny.
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Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
So is this an ad for child slavery or what? Do you have to reply for prices?
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"Many would rather die than think" so true....
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Thank you, Mrs. Danger, for bumping this thread. It's timeless wisdom is a lesson for us all.

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