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Old 02-04-05, 05:58 AM
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I'm NOT Engaged!

I'm nearly 30. I'm still a virgin. I don't smoke tobacco. I don't drink alcohol,
coffee, tea, or any caffeinated beverage. I haven't been on a true date since 2001. I have an overwhelming fear of rejection, and have a very low self-image. I can't look at myself in the mirror; in fact, I've covered up all the mirrors and all the reflective surfaces in my apartment. What's wrong with me?
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the reflective surfaces thing is a little weird
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Ummm I'm sorry?
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Try the Omega Mooses....they are cute girls
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Want to get laid? Drive down to BYU and announce that your a returned missionary.

Alternative: get me really really drunk.
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Get counselling. A professional counsellor has lots of skills that your average internet forum nerd doesn't.
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Originally Posted by Nick Danger
Get counselling. A professional counsellor has lots of skills that your average internet forum nerd doesn't.
Next you'll be recommending that people go to real doctors and lawyers for their medical and legal advice. COME ON!
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RE: I'm NOT Engaged!

Why do you care? Didn't you post in my thread "better you than me" before you edited it with the Balki/Cousin Larry "Dance of Joy" .gif?

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Originally Posted by Groucho
Next you'll be recommending that people go to real doctors and lawyers for their medical and legal advice. COME ON!
Either that or daily dance naked in front of the mirror.
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Well, you are a troll.
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how far are you from Nevada?
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how far are you from Nevada?
Less than two hours. If I drive him, less than one.
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I've covered up all the mirrors and all the reflective surfaces in my apartment. What's wrong with me?
Um, you're a vampire?
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Originally Posted by Geofferson
Um, you're a vampire?
If he was a vampire, he wouldn't need to cover up the mirrors, he wouldn't see anything anyway. DUH

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Congrats on your not engagement!
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Originally Posted by Geofferson
Um, you're a vampire?
Plus vampires are sexy...so he would be getting laid.
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Originally Posted by RaraFemina
Plus vampires are sexy...so he would be getting laid.
Here's a pic of him as he accidently saw his reflection, as you can see he was shocked.



So hot!!!

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Originally Posted by RaraFemina
Plus vampires are sexy...so he would be getting laid.
Ahh...now I see your problem Forum Troll.

Start of with getting a manicure, some dental work and perhaps a light bronzer.

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"A very happy unengagement to you!"
"To me?"
"To you!"
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I'm nearly 30. I've been a virgin for about a week now. I don't smoke tobacco, often. I do drink alcohol, coffee, tea, and other caffeinated beverages. I haven't been on a true date since last night. I don't have any fear of rejection, and have a very high self-image. I can look at myself in the mirror; in fact, I often do, and I would do me. What's wrong with everyone else? At least we are both happily unengaged.
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Engage!
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Forum Troll and grrrah should hook up.
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Originally Posted by devilshalo

Engage!
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Originally Posted by Groucho
Forum Troll and grrrah should hook up.
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Originally Posted by WhoGirl
Why do you care? Didn't you post in my thread "better you than me" before you edited it with the Balki/Cousin Larry "Dance of Joy" .gif?

Maybe it's not that he doesn't want to be engaged, it's just that he doesn't want to be engaged to Suprmallet.

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