HEY! Ever run out of toilet paper at home or in public? What did you do about it?
02-02-05, 11:38 AM
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HEY! Ever run out of toilet paper at home or in public? What did you do about it?
We've got a bidet, so we can always wash and or cleanse the areas in question, but as an added precaution, we have paper towels (on those roll holder things strategically placed) in every room for spills or whatnot (because as I've gotten older, I tend to knock over stuff and drool more, etc...), so whenever a paper towel is needed, they're only a reach away!
...and...
I always carry a couple paper towels folded up in my back pocket for such emergencies including but not limited to a wiping device when needed, so I'm never taken off guard because someone didn't refill or replace the TP at home or in public!
THEEK'S GOT IT COVERED!
...and...
I always carry a couple paper towels folded up in my back pocket for such emergencies including but not limited to a wiping device when needed, so I'm never taken off guard because someone didn't refill or replace the TP at home or in public!
THEEK'S GOT IT COVERED!
02-02-05, 11:45 AM
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costanza me boy: Well, I don't know if I leave the old railroad tracks anymore because I only use colored step-ins these days, and I ain't gonna get my face close enough to 'em to check it out! 
02-02-05, 11:49 AM
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First time I saw a bidet I was visiting relatives living in the Netherlands. After about three days, I casually made a remark about how handy it was to have a urinal in the bathroom...
02-02-05, 11:50 AM
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After making some homemade chicken enchiladas--the DVD Polizei Butt-Burnin' kind, I went out and promptly bought a 24-pack of TP.
I think I need to neutralize the hot sauce a bit. My body just can't handle hot stuff like it used to.
I think I need to neutralize the hot sauce a bit. My body just can't handle hot stuff like it used to.
02-02-05, 11:50 AM
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The other day I was "using the facilities" at home, with a loose roll of toilet paper, and one of my cats grabbed the roll in her teeth and ran away with it. Luckily the cabinet with additional supplies was within reach.
02-02-05, 11:51 AM
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In public, if there is NO toilet paper, then get some wipes from here.
<img src=http://www.medisave.co.uk/images/mon201.jpg>
If at home, you can get something to wipe with here:
<img src=http://www.ecotecture.com/office/hyde/towel-rack.jpg>
or here
<img src=http://www.lofnz.com/bedding/images/egyptian-cotton-bedspread.jpeg>
<img src=http://www.medisave.co.uk/images/mon201.jpg>
If at home, you can get something to wipe with here:
<img src=http://www.ecotecture.com/office/hyde/towel-rack.jpg>
or here
<img src=http://www.lofnz.com/bedding/images/egyptian-cotton-bedspread.jpeg>
02-02-05, 11:54 AM
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In public places, it's always the first thing I check before picking the stall to use. So, I usually don't have a problem there.
When I was in college, I shared an apartment with two other guys. One day, while alone in the apartment and upon "finishing", I was frantic after finding out the last of the tp had been used up. We were on street level and it must of been an interesting site seeing me go from the bathroom, through the living room, and to the kitchen to get some paper towels. In hindsight, I should've used the annoying roomies shower towel......
Since that day, I have sworn to never have less than a drawer full of rolls in the house ever again.
When I was in college, I shared an apartment with two other guys. One day, while alone in the apartment and upon "finishing", I was frantic after finding out the last of the tp had been used up. We were on street level and it must of been an interesting site seeing me go from the bathroom, through the living room, and to the kitchen to get some paper towels. In hindsight, I should've used the annoying roomies shower towel......
Since that day, I have sworn to never have less than a drawer full of rolls in the house ever again.
02-02-05, 11:59 AM
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There is always this:
<img src=http://library.thinkquest.org/17049/gather/images/hand.jpg>
and if needing a wipe is not your only problem, then you might go for this
<img src=http://www.superlaugh.com/fun/dogtounge.jpg>
<img src=http://library.thinkquest.org/17049/gather/images/hand.jpg>
and if needing a wipe is not your only problem, then you might go for this
<img src=http://www.superlaugh.com/fun/dogtounge.jpg>
02-02-05, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Groucho
First time I saw a bidet I was visiting relatives living in the Netherlands. After about three days, I casually made a remark about how handy it was to have a urinal in the bathroom...
Originally Posted by DVD Polizei
I think I need to neutralize the hot sauce a bit. My body just can't handle hot stuff like it used to.
(Food tastes bland and like cardboard or whatnot without it.)
GV: THAT DAMN CAT!
ukywyldcat: Not the TOWELS!!! & surely not THE DOG!!! (...although I've heard they'll eat ANYTHING...and LIKE IT!)
Chew:
D. Halo: EWWWWW!!! (Now I remember why I wasn't a Boy Scout.
)THEEK!
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02-02-05, 12:03 PM
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The first time I saw one I thought it was a drinking fountain!
Groucho: It's great having that urinal in the bathroom.
The Edit King: You've been peeing in the drinking fountain?
02-02-05, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by GoVegan
The Edit King: You've been peeing in the drinking fountain?
PLEASE EVERYONE!!!
DON'T MISUNDERSTAND!!!
I only did it ONCE and I NEVER did it again!
I'm so, so, sorry!
Here kvr (if yer lookin'), let me...
Originally Posted by kvrdave
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& -Tek
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02-02-05, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by The Edit King
We've got a bidet, so we can always wash and or cleanse the areas in question, but as an added precaution, we have paper towels (on those roll holder things strategically placed) in every room for spills or whatnot (because as I've gotten older, I tend to knock over stuff and drool more, etc...), so whenever a paper towel is needed, they're only a reach away!
...and...
I always carry a couple paper towels folded up in my back pocket for such emergencies including but not limited to a wiping device when needed, so I'm never taken off guard because someone didn't refill or replace the TP at home or in public!
...and...
I always carry a couple paper towels folded up in my back pocket for such emergencies including but not limited to a wiping device when needed, so I'm never taken off guard because someone didn't refill or replace the TP at home or in public!
02-02-05, 01:00 PM
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So how does a bidet work?
you poo then without wiping move over to the bidet and then turn on the water so it washes away the poo stuck on your butt. Then what? how do you dry your butt? Does it get your nuts all wet as well?
you poo then without wiping move over to the bidet and then turn on the water so it washes away the poo stuck on your butt. Then what? how do you dry your butt? Does it get your nuts all wet as well?
02-02-05, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveNinja
So how does a bidet work?
you poo then without wiping move over to the bidet and then turn on the water so it washes away the poo stuck on your butt. Then what? how do you dry your butt? Does it get your nuts all wet as well?
you poo then without wiping move over to the bidet and then turn on the water so it washes away the poo stuck on your butt. Then what? how do you dry your butt? Does it get your nuts all wet as well?
02-02-05, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by latenight
Ist of all I aint never seen one of them drinking fountains in a bathroom before. Secondly have you never heard of a handkerchief before. You must be some kind a hillbilly or something.
Handkerchief??
HANDKERCHIEF???
Call me names if you must, but sorry, LN...
I for one don't choose to carry my boogers & wipings with me ALL DAY in my pocket.
That's nothing less than REALLY DISGUSTING and TOTALLY UNSANITARY!!! (...not to mention unecessary...)
carrying your bodily waste in your pocket...ALL DAY!!!
(...well, to me & Brother Theodore, at least...
)I prefer paper towels or at best Keenex (or some sort of) tissue to a hankerchief anyday, because they can be thrown a way in a instant along with whatever contents they may contain.
!!!YEE-HAW & HEE-HAW!!! HILLBILLY THEEK! Indeed!
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02-02-05, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveNinja
So how does a bidet work?
you poo then without wiping move over to the bidet and then turn on the water so it washes away the poo stuck on your butt. Then what? how do you dry your butt? Does it get your nuts all wet as well?
you poo then without wiping move over to the bidet and then turn on the water so it washes away the poo stuck on your butt. Then what? how do you dry your butt? Does it get your nuts all wet as well?
(Sometimes I use a paper towel (not a hankerckief
) if needed to dab the drips. )
