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Do you leave skid marks in your underwear? (serious question)

Old 01-08-05, 09:51 PM
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Do you leave skid marks in your underwear? (serious question)

Someone referenced buying used underwear in GatorDeb's used clothing thread and it got me thinking (whodathunkit?).



When we visit the mother-in-law she does our laundry cuz she LOVES to do laundry. One time she mentioned that my all of my underwear looked new. I said it was probably a few years old. She said, "But you don't have any skid marks in them."

I told her that I use toilet paper and she said it didn't work that way for her husband and son.
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Oh, umm, WOW is that TMI about your inlaws...
Old 01-08-05, 09:57 PM
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Other than not feeling well or can't hold it anymore, there should never be skip mark in the undies. Shit, people need to learn how to wipe their ass!
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I sometimes do if I eat greasy Mexican food. It gives me those wet duck-sounding farts that tend to leave a mark.
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Uh, eww...
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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson
I sometimes do if I eat greasy Mexican food. It gives me those wet duck-sounding farts that tend to leave a mark.

I can see how you got your name.


That's what I was going for with option three.
Old 01-08-05, 10:22 PM
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I wear brown underwear.
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Yeah, this is why I wear colored underwear. Ignorance is bliss.
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I avoid white underwear.



Wearing white underwear is tantamount to giving anybody who happens to catch a glimpse of them a ticket to the darkest secrets of your soul.
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Well, it looks like I'm in good company! &

I too have stopped using white undies (aka: "step-ins").

You see...

I for one use to rub on my arse 'till it hurt and was all red, and I did that for YEARS, but no matter how much TP I used, well, let's just say...

I was the "Childhood King of Skidmarks".

It got to the point that I'd be so embarrassed about it, I'd just throw them away instead of being utterly humiliated by letting my Mom actually see them, you know...all "clumpy" and whatnot (not to mention if she couldn't get all the stains out, they'd hang there on the clothes line for everyone to gawk at or make jokes about at MY expense, and they did every chance they got...).

...and to this day I can still remember my Momma askin' me, "Paul, what's happened to all of your underwear?", and I'd always say, "I don't know...", and she'd walk away shakin' her head...

I can't imagine the stress I put that good woman through during those what has now become known as:

"The Missing Underwear Years".

Even though we have a bidet (and when I leave the toilet nowadays, my hiney is washed clean and always smellin' sweet), I still only buy the colored variety of underwear just in case, cause ya never know when ya might have a smearage!

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THEEK!

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Old 01-08-05, 10:34 PM
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nope. in addition to wiping a lot I have gotten my body on a schedule of shitting first thing in the morning, so I crap, wipe like mad, then take a shower
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Why did I read this?

I voted no, btw.
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Originally Posted by The Edit King
...and to this day I can still remember my Momma askin' me, "Paul, what's happened to all of your underwear?", and I'd always say, "I don't know...", and she'd walk away shakin' her head...

She probably thought you were ruining them with your pecker tracks.




Thanks for stopping by and posting in my little old thread.
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Originally Posted by mikehunt
nope. in addition to wiping a lot I have gotten my body on a schedule of shitting first thing in the morning, so I crap, wipe like mad, then take a shower

I so envy you.

What is your secret? I had it and lost it.
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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser
Thanks for stopping by and posting in my little old thread.
No, Thank You!

It was probably good therapy getting those old skidmark memories finally off my chest!

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Once, not long ago. It was one of those deals where you have eaten something that doesn't agree with you, and your stomach starts rumbling. Then come the farts...only they're not farts.
Recalls Cheech, after eating a rotten burrito, duck-walking down the street in Tijuana squeezing his ass-cheeks together, desperately looking for a site to erupt. He says, "Oh man, I hope that was a fart!"
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No!
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depends on how many days in a row i wear the same underwear. the higher the number of days vastly increases the instance of a skidmark.
plus there are the times when i wipe too hard and draw blood. then you've got those damn bloodstains to worry about.
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No for me - now that I read all of the above posts, I am not sure this is a female related question.
Old 01-08-05, 11:27 PM
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I always wear a buttplug with a special flange that shields my underwear from such indignities.
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I'm tired of all these serious threads. I like the old days when people asked pointless and gross questions.
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Not since I was 12 or so.
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Ewww no I wipe...Thanks
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toilet paper is for suckers!
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I wipe as well... so no streaks... you could eat off the bung - however, I don't feel 100% clean except for after a shower. Still - no skids.

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