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Ever get a boner at work?

Old 01-06-05, 02:41 PM
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Ever get a boner at work?

Happened the other day I was thinking about this chick, next thing you know I'm unable to stand up.
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Old 01-06-05, 02:43 PM
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Hey thanks for sharing.
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No but it's so huge that half the time it looks like I have one. HA!
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Old 01-06-05, 02:51 PM
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I've found if u tuck it under your belt it subsides very quickly, kinda like strangling a snake.
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Haven't thought about it, but surely I have. My boners are not phobic of the workplace.
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We do have an Adult Talk forum, you know.
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Old 01-06-05, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by kvrdave
Haven't thought about it, but surely I have. My boners are not phobic of the workplace.
And kvrdave works in a nursing home!
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Old 01-06-05, 02:57 PM
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KVRdave... is your last name focker?
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And kvrdave works in a nursing home!
I'm actually opening one up outside of Reno. It will be called The Raisin Ranch.

Just funny on so many levels
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The guy who played Boner on Growing Pains visited my work once.
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Old 01-06-05, 03:13 PM
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Well, one time I was having sex on a desk, and I got a boner.
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Old 01-06-05, 03:14 PM
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Old 01-06-05, 03:16 PM
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The question is if you have ever, ahem, taken care of a boner at work.

For the record I have, many times....i kind of consider it a requisite christening of any new workplace.
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Old 01-06-05, 03:19 PM
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The better question is have I ever not had a boner at work.
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Old 01-06-05, 03:19 PM
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Have you ever had a boner at [insert location here]?

YES!

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Old 01-06-05, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by brizz
The question is if you have ever, ahem, taken care of a boner at work.

For the record I have, many times....i kind of consider it a requisite christening of any new workplace.

Oh man. I'm suprised you get hired with that on your resume.
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that's disgusting brizz
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Old 01-06-05, 03:32 PM
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At work sometimes. But on the bus, I practically get one every day. There are some hot women on there though.
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that's disgusting brizz
But very ballsy...literally!
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Old 01-06-05, 03:40 PM
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The only time I think I've gotten a boner at work was with an intern and later, the future Mrs. Pusser.
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Old 01-06-05, 03:41 PM
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Oh man. I'm suprised you get hired with that on your resume.
Well I don't boast about it directly...it's covered under "Very task oriented: always takes initiative."



And I couldn't be more proud that this post in this thread brings me to 10,000! How fitting
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Old 01-06-05, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Buford T Pusser
The only time I think I've gotten a boner at work was with an intern and later, the future Mrs. Pusser.
Sounds like a busy afternoon.
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What the hell? Did the forum switch cause my balls to do an anti-sag?
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