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Supermodel Heidi Klum set to marry Singer Seal

Old 01-06-05, 02:31 PM
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Supermodel Heidi Klum set to marry Singer Seal

WTF??? I'm speechless.

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Beauty and the Beast. Maybe he has a huge dong.
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Supermodel + Singer. Never heard of that combination before.
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How the fuck that ugly shithead get her?
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When's the last time he even had a hit?
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When's the last time he even had a hit?
Last night with her
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U see, all u have to do is try and u can get any bitch u want. Even if your face looks like it got walked on by a golf shoe.
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Originally Posted by Red Dog
Supermodel + Singer. Never heard of that combination before.
I see your point but even as a singer, that guy is repulsive appearance wise.
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I see your point but even as a singer, that guy is repulsive appearance wise.
Yeah and Ric Ocasik was a real hunk.
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Originally Posted by Red Dog
Yeah and Ric Ocasik was a real hunk.
Compared to Seal, yes he is.
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Originally Posted by LorenzoL
I see your point but even as a singer, that guy is repulsive appearance wise.
You're thinking like a man.
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Seal is probably hung like a horse.
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Originally Posted by Numanoid
You're thinking like a man.
That's because I'm.
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Old 01-06-05, 02:56 PM
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Guys are a fickle bunch. If a hot chick goes for a hunk, she is shallow and gets no respect. If a hot chick goes for a trainwreck, then the guy gets pissed that the chick somehow passed him over.

As far as an explanation goes, I join with the well-hung crowd. Plus a dash of immense wealth doesn't hurt.
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Marrying a seal? Looks like conservatives worried that gay marriage could lead us down this path were right after all.
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Originally Posted by Red Dog
Guys are a fickle bunch. If a hot chick goes for a hunk, she is shallow and gets no respect. If a hot chick goes for a trainwreck, then the guy gets pissed that the chick somehow passed him over.

As far as an explanation goes, I join with the well-hung crowd. Plus a dash of immense wealth doesn't hurt.
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Any black guy + white girl = Bunch of REALLY angry white guys

Several top-name porn stars have clauses in their contracts that exclude them from performing with black men. They say it's because the majority of their fans don't want to see them with black guys, and they don't want to alienate them.

I wonder why that is....?
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He has immense wealth? How'd he do that?
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Oh and pics:





Well at least thay can share their love of the water.
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Originally Posted by Matt Millheiser
Any black guy + white girl = Bunch of REALLY angry white guys
Yes, you've got us all pegged. That's what it's really about.

We've been "outed" fellas. Might as well own up.
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Originally Posted by zuffy
Seal is probably hung like a horse.
That's my only guess...
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Old 01-06-05, 03:03 PM
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I don't give a shit if he's green he's one ugly summa bitch.
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Originally Posted by Matt Millheiser
Any black guy + white girl = Bunch of REALLY angry white guys
But I am Chinese. Now, I'd be an angry chinese guy if he married a hot asian chick.
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Originally Posted by Groucho
Yes, you've got us all pegged. That's what it's really about.

We've been "outed" fellas. Might as well own up.
It's their freakishly big weiners.
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