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Ever said something out loud that you were just thinking, by accident?

Old 12-30-04, 03:02 PM
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Ever said something out loud that you were just thinking, by accident?

I find myself doing that more & more as I get older.

Maybe it's just the ol' mind showing signs of wear & tear...

But who the Hell cares what they think? Half are just a bunch of brain dead losers walking on the earth not knowing where the Hell they're going...and the other half of 'em aren't even worth the crust that gathers on a sweating rats belly...

Ever say something out loud that you were just thinking, by accident?

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I answered a phone at work one time doing this. For some reason Shaq was on my mind, and I answered "Shaq went 10-25 last night".
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Sure, but I blame it on the alcohol.

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Hey, it's another one of those crazy THEEK topics.




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Man, that OD lad is one of my favorite fellows around here...wish he and Libby would post a little more of that witty silliness they do so well...

WHOOPS!!! Did I just...

OMG...AWD!!!



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I should take the lump sum






oh dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm sure I have, but I don't remember any specific situation. Bill Cosby had a good story about Ray Charles when he was on The Tonight Show about a month ago.

Ray Charles had invited him to dinner or something. He knocked on the door and Ray yelled for him to come in. Cosby said it was pitch black inside the house. Confused, he says, "Where are you, Ray?" and Ray said, "I'm over here, Bill. C'mon back. I'm just shaving."

Cosby turns to Leno, "You know how sometimes your mouth starts up and your brain can't get there in time? I heard my mouth saying, `Why you shaving in the dark, Ray?'"

Ray just said, "Bill, I been shaving in the dark all my life. Turn the lights on if it will make you feel better."
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Bill is classic, as is Ray.

I would have LOVE to see Bill do his standup in the 70's.

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Damn. THEEK comes up some of the screwiest threads.

Did I really type that.

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Originally Posted by MJKTool
I answered a phone at work one time doing this. For some reason Shaq was on my mind, and I answered "Shaq went 10-25 last night".
So the big man still haunts your thoughts? Yeah I remember when the Magic lost Shaq ah well, such is life.
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Two guys are going on a business trip. One stands in line and fixes the return address tags on the luggage, the other walks up to the ticket counter. The woman selling the tickets is breathtakingly beautiful with a set of gravity defying Brockoviches that give new meaning to the word, magnificent. The guy buying the tickets says, "I'll take two pickets to titsburg please. (pause) Doh!". She smiles demurely and hands him the tickets and he slinks away totally humiliated.

When he and his buddy get far enough away from the booth, he turns to his friend and says, "You'll never believe what I just did back there. I was trying not to stare at that woman's breasts and when I asked for tickets, I actually said - Two pickets to titsburg." His buddy laughs and says, "Yeah, that's pretty common. It's called a Freudian slip. Why just the other night at supper I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt and said, "YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!"

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