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i need my pants.:(

Old 11-24-04, 05:37 PM
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i peed my pants.:(

i didn't mean to this time, i swear.

the day started as any other would. i woke up and reached for my half gallon water bottle and chugged, nothing out of the ordinary. i drink heaps of water all day long. i had a couple of sales from half.com to bring over to the post office. it's a nice walk, half hour there, half hour back. i went before i left, it wasn't enough. half way home i knew it was going to be close. i needed to go, badly. walky walky walky, hold it in, concentrate! it was no use! no mind over matter! eeeeek! i was actually at the gate! i walked in, i was home. home free.
do damn free. maybe if i hadn't stopped to do the victory dance after i got in the fence i could've made it. just a couple of drips. enough to make a little stain in the front of my pants. it's happened before, it will happen again i'm afraid. damn you bladder, damn you to hell!
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Old 11-24-04, 05:40 PM
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Old 11-24-04, 05:42 PM
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yes, i'll definitely have to shower now. i wasn't scheduled for another couple of days. that was before todays mishap.
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...and you're critical of people getting stuck in the mud?

Remember this next time. I will.
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I've done worse.
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next endurance test: how long can you go til you pee your pants again? Master your bladder!
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Old 11-24-04, 05:50 PM
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I peed in a sleeping bag once cuz I went to sleep with a full bladder and had several pee dreams (dreaming I was awake and taking a piss).

I've also done much worse as Justin said.
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Old 11-24-04, 06:01 PM
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Old 11-24-04, 06:06 PM
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*Points and Laughs*

My "pee dreams" never come to fruition.

I think it can happen to anyone who goes to sleep with a full bladder.
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Old 11-24-04, 06:19 PM
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Originally posted by Roto
next endurance test: how long can you go til you pee your pants again? Master your bladder!

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Old 11-24-04, 06:22 PM
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Just don't pee on the electric fence.
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Old 11-24-04, 06:28 PM
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I have taken a piss in my dreams (as well as had sex) but unlike in the Matrix, what I did in the dream world, didn't pass over to the real one. In fact, I never have, in my entire life, done either of those things while sleeping.

Once or twice when I was a kid and just couldn't hold it anymore though I remember when I was younger, once I started pissing, there was NO WAY to stop it. I guess the muscles developed.
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Does bad widdle baby need changing?

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Old 11-24-04, 06:49 PM
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Does bad widdle baby need changing?


better bring extra wipes, extra powder too. thanks Charlie.
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Old 11-24-04, 07:01 PM
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Dude, why didn't you just use a public washroom or something?
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Old 11-24-04, 07:06 PM
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yeah like the side of a building, or a parking garage.
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Old 11-24-04, 07:07 PM
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i was so close to home, i thought i could make it. nature had other plans for me this day my friends.
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Old 11-24-04, 07:11 PM
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Old 11-24-04, 07:14 PM
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Im just wondering if he decided to tell us BEFORE or AFTER he finished peeing
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Old 11-24-04, 08:06 PM
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I remember one time I ate some BAD chinese food. I unlessed hell upon the porcelain god like I have never done before. I was doubled over in pain and was simultaneously unleashing hell and puking. I hurt all over...but at least te Crab Rangoon was good. (the orange chicken did me in)

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Old 11-24-04, 08:08 PM
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My buddy once peed the bed of this random girl he slept with one night. (He was very drunk) He took a glass of water and pretended to drink it and 'accidently' woke her up and blamed the girl for hitting him and spilling 'water' all over the bed. (He dumped the water on the bed too)

I think she eventually figured it out, but never said anything for fear that she was wrong.

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