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Old 11-06-04, 01:53 AM
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Public urination and getting caught

Had a morning meeting with the new boss. Got back to the parking garage, and realized I really had to take a leak. No bathroom around, and too far of a drive home. So, I took a look around, made sure nobody was nearby, walked over to the wall near my car, whipped it out and let it flow.

After a full 30 seconds, I finished, I tucked, zipped and turned around to get into my car. There, two cars over, are a woman and her young child, watching everything I did.

Look down, duck into the car, start and drive off as quick as possible.

Ever do something in public when you thought nobody was around and get spotted??
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Old 11-06-04, 01:57 AM
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There, two cars over, are a woman and her young child, watching everything I did.
She totally wants you dude. You should have hit her up for the 4-1-1.
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Old 11-06-04, 02:05 AM
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Not I, but my friend had the exact same experience you did except the person watching him was a cop
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You could have always just acted like a hobo and asked for some change. She may have looked at you funny, but I'm sure her face of total shock would have turned to some sort of understanding of the situation and acceptance of it all.
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I think it really depend on the package your carrying, if its a boa stand proud and walk right up to her and say "how you doin"

If your carrying a earthworm, kill them both so they'll never tell what they saw.
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Old 11-06-04, 02:23 AM
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Look on the bright side.

At least it wasnt a cop.

Nowadays, one of two things would happen.

1. He would arrest you and give you a ticket for violating public property.

2. He would escort you to a darker part of the garage for a strip search.
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Old 11-06-04, 02:30 AM
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does public indecency charges lead to having to sign up as a sexual offender now a days?
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does public indecency charges lead to having to sign up as a sexual offender now a days?
I don't know, but if you get the wrong judge you could be wearing a big sign in front of the courthouse for a couple of hours proclaiming that you like to pee in public.
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That happened to me in Tijuana a couple of years back after leaving a club at 5 in the morning. I got thrown in the back of the police car and had to bribe my way out. $30 for those of you that are curious.
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Originally posted by chente
That happened to me in Tijuana a couple of years back after leaving a club at 5 in the morning. I got thrown in the back of the police car and had to bribe my way out. $30 for those of you that are curious.
Wise choice.
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Old 11-06-04, 03:13 AM
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Originally posted by Jackskeleton
You could have always just acted like a hobo and asked for some change. She may have looked at you funny, but I'm sure her face of total shock would have turned to some sort of understanding of the situation and acceptance of it all.
But how many hobos wear a tie and drive a BMW?

Granted, in the DC suburbs, pretty much everybody wears a tie and drives a BMW.
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Old 11-06-04, 04:23 AM
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How many folks in DC piss in a parking structure?
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Old 11-06-04, 05:40 AM
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How many folks in DC piss in a parking structure?
Depends. Does Ted Kennedy use the garage, or does he get picked up at the curb, thus having to pee on the sidewalk or against a conveniently located building.

And half of congress has been pissing on the Constitution for years, does that count?
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Did you not see the sign?

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darkpisser.....
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Old 11-06-04, 08:32 AM
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darkpisser.....
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Old 11-06-04, 09:02 AM
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my friend got arrested for that
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Old 11-06-04, 09:04 AM
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Say you were suffering from euromisitisis and could die thats why.
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Old 11-06-04, 09:35 AM
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Originally posted by Jackskeleton
How many folks in DC piss in a parking structure?

I've done it before.
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Now if the woman had made a stink about it, claiming you exposed yourself to her child, you'd be in a world of trouble. Keep an empty gatorade bottle in your car for emergencies, nobody wants to smell your piss.
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Originally posted by Charlie Goose
Keep an empty gatorade bottle in your car for emergencies, nobody wants to smell your piss.
Just don't forget about it and drink the "gatorade"
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Originally posted by Charlie Goose
Now if the woman had made a stink about it, claiming you exposed yourself to her child, you'd be in a world of trouble. Keep an empty gatorade bottle in your car for emergencies, nobody wants to smell your piss.
Your comment reminded of my Father who was a truck driver. He kept a Gatorade bottle under the seat for this very reason. He could dirve and pee without stopping. However, he did get caught by a CHP officer when he was peeing by the road once. I guess he didn't have his bottle.

He was a diabetic and I think he tried to fight the ticket on that basis. I don't remember what happened.
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One of my stupid freshman lacrosse players found me during the 1st week of school and had this serious look on his face. He asked me how mad coach would be when he found out that the kid got cited for pissing in the Quad. Now....it wouldn't have been as a big a deal, if we didn't JUST have a meeting with the coaching staff about "not embarassing yourself or the program".

That kid lasted a semester.

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Originally posted by chente
That happened to me in Tijuana a couple of years back after leaving a club at 5 in the morning. I got thrown in the back of the police car and had to bribe my way out. $30 for those of you that are curious.
$30 and a happy ending?
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Originally posted by darkflounder
Depends. Does Ted Kennedy use the garage, or does he get picked up at the curb, thus having to pee on the sidewalk or against a conveniently located building.

And half of congress has been pissing on the Constitution for years, does that count?
Amen on both points.
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