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Old 11-02-04, 04:34 PM
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What do you say to an attractive chick you see in public?

I was renewing my driver's liscense yesterday and this really attractive chick about my age got out of her car next to mine and walked into the MVA just before me. I was behind her in line for about 20 minutes. Of course, actually saying anything to her is a completely foreign concept to me. She was just reading some magazine while we all waited.

What the hell do bold people actually say in that situation?
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I don't...that would just be damn creepy...

I mean, in your case it may be different, but my appearance means that there is no way in hell I should be talking to an attractive woman.
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You could say, "Great shoes" I have a pair just like em! Or gone up to her in a Seinfeld moment and felt the material on her shirt and...
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say "what's a nice place like this doing around a girl like you?"
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nothing.....unless you're Brad Pitt or something

If you make eye contact and she smiles, then maybe......
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I had an interesting insight into how easy it is to creep out an attractive woman in public. A coworker of mine and I were walking to Dunkin Donuts to go get some breakfast. She had an interview that day so she was dressed up a bit (skirt type suit ensemble). She had mentioned before how she didn't like wearing outfits like that since people tend to act weird when she does. Low and behold as we're leaving Dunkin Donuts some random guy says to her "good morning miss" and looks at her in a slightly creepy way. Needless to say she was just a little weirded out.
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Do you want a gummy bear? They've been in my pocket. They're real warm and soft.
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Just say "How you doin'?"
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I would just start talking to her if she looked at me. Like what are u reading? or U would look great sitting on my face.
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Tell her how happy you were with your last driver's license photo, but don't show it to her.
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"you are SO good looking"
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Originally posted by Roto
Tell her how happy you were with your last driver's license photo, but don't show it to her.

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"Can I kiss you on the mouth?"
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Just find something, ANYTHING of common interest. It could even be, "I hate how long these lines take at the DMV."

Or, you know, pull out your dick and smack her around with it. Girls like that.
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I say "Say, aren't you Trelach24's mom?"
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Or you could try "Suck me beautiful"
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Ask her if she'd like a pearl necklace.
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Why do you have to talk to her at all? Just because she's hot means you have to say something to her? Bet she doesn't have that happen to her often. I just leave them alone, it's not like they would give me the time of day anyway.

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Originally posted by dick_grayson


"Can I kiss you on the mouth?"
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Re: What do you say to an attractive chick you see in public?

Originally posted by Trelach24
I was renewing my driver's liscense yesterday and this really attractive chick about my age got out of her car next to mine and walked into the MVA just before me. I was behind her in line for about 20 minutes. Of course, actually saying anything to her is a completely foreign concept to me. She was just reading some magazine while we all waited.

What the hell do bold people actually say in that situation?
Truthfully, tell her you're a Duke fan and that you can't wait for basketball season to start. When you see her nipples get hard, move in for the kill!
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Originally posted by Mopower
Why do you have to talk to her at all? Just because she's hot means you have to say something to her? Bet she doesn't have that happen to her often. I just leave them alone, it's not like they would give me the time of day anyway.

Make up your mind up to which fucking mood your in. Holy shit, Edit King wannabe.
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"Oh excuse me, your tag's showing, it says 'Made In Heaven'."
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"Nice ass, dirty hooker"
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Originally posted by MJKTool
Make up your mind up to which fucking mood your in. Holy shit, Edit King wannabe.
I know, I know

I'm trying to fill the void.

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