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I got egged!

Old 10-31-04, 11:38 PM
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I got egged!

Jeez, even when I was a kid I had no interest in egging and shaving cream on Halloween. It just seemed so......messy.

This evening, my wife and I were driving home from the movies. We were stopped at a red light next to a school, and I heard *splat*. Then another one *splat*. Someone was in the schoolyard throwing eggs at cars. The people in the car behind us were apparently terrified at this ordeal, because they started leaning on their horn, trying to get us to go through the light. I got out of the car with the small bat I keep under the seat, and the eggers fled. Yeah yeah, I know they were probably just kids, but fuck that shit. If you're throwing eggs at moving cars, especially one that contains my wife, I'll crack your skull and piss on the fracture.
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Old 10-31-04, 11:40 PM
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Old 10-31-04, 11:40 PM
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Prank'd!!!
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Old 10-31-04, 11:43 PM
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You keep a bat under the seat? that is awesome.
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Old 10-31-04, 11:46 PM
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You'll piss on the fracture? What delusions you have! Hopefully, next time you'll be thrown in jail with your wife crying hysterically if a cop sees you. It's what you deserve after pulling out a weapon and chasing after little kids.
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Originally posted by scroll2b
You'll piss on the fracture? What delusions you have! Hopefully, next time you'll be thrown in jail with your wife crying hysterically if a cop sees you. It's what you deserve after pulling out a weapon and chasing after little kids.
You're going against the dvdtalk halloween theme this year. The correct answer here is: FUCK the kids.
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what ES said were the eggs hard boiled?
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Old 10-31-04, 11:50 PM
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Originally posted by scroll2b
You'll piss on the fracture? What delusions you have! Hopefully, next time you'll be thrown in jail with your wife crying hysterically if a cop sees you. It's what you deserve after pulling out a weapon and chasing after little kids.


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Old 10-31-04, 11:59 PM
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Last year I saw two kids cutting through my community with eggs in hand. I yelled at them and went to grab something from my trunk (or make it look like that) and they took off.

Stupid kids.

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Old 11-01-04, 12:14 AM
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Originally posted by scroll2b
You'll piss on the fracture? What delusions you have! Hopefully, next time you'll be thrown in jail with your wife crying hysterically if a cop sees you. It's what you deserve after pulling out a weapon and chasing after little kids.
First of all, they weren't little kids. They were teenagers. Second of all, fuck 'em.
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Old 11-01-04, 12:20 AM
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I would have yelled at them to see if they had enough eggs for the night.
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I believe it was a hit.
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Old 11-01-04, 12:33 AM
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Re: I got egged!

Originally posted by Charlie Goose
If you're throwing eggs at moving cars, especially one that contains my wife, I'll crack your skull and piss on the fracture.
or...

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Fuck them all. Fuck them up their fucking asses.

Fuckety fuck fuck the fucking children.
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Old 11-01-04, 12:54 AM
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they're engaged in an activity that could cause thousands of dollars of damage. I'd chase them off too.

Originally posted by scroll2b
You'll piss on the fracture? What delusions you have! Hopefully, next time you'll be thrown in jail with your wife crying hysterically if a cop sees you. It's what you deserve after pulling out a weapon and chasing after little kids.
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Old 11-01-04, 12:58 AM
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too bad you didn't have a video camera...else you could've gotten a new paint job
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Old 11-01-04, 01:11 AM
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"Ann Coulter is famous for getting fired from the National Review Online for writing of Islamic countries: 'We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.' "
I take it you are not an Ann Coulter fan?





He should have gotten out of the car and discussed with the children what the rights and wrongs were in throwing eggs. That would have accomplished as much. And then they would have learned the difference,
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Old 11-01-04, 01:32 AM
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Originally posted by Shazam
Fuck them all. Fuck them up their fucking asses.

Fuckety fuck fuck the fucking children.
Strong agreement. I hate kids. Little fuckers rang my bell today. I didn't answer. Go demand free shit for dressing like Spongebob somewhere else. I'm busy with my porn.
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Old 11-01-04, 02:26 AM
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In addition to a baseball bat, you should also have a high powered paintball gun. That way, if they run, you can still get some target practice.
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Old 11-01-04, 03:33 AM
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Originally posted by Lethal Nemesis
In addition to a baseball bat, you should also have a high powered paintball gun. That way, if they run, you can still get some target practice.
Airsoft, it's all about airsoft.

Especially if you pull one of these.
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Old 11-01-04, 04:59 AM
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if you piss on the fracture then you're leaving dna evidence at the scene of the crime. just beat them to a bloody pulp and call it a night. get in a few pesci style kicks as you're leaving, if you must.
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Originally posted by scroll2b
You'll piss on the fracture? What delusions you have! Hopefully, next time you'll be thrown in jail with your wife crying hysterically if a cop sees you. It's what you deserve after pulling out a weapon and chasing after little kids.
Why don't YOU let them destroy your property? After all, they're just little kids, and they're just having harmless fun, right? They simply don't know that vandalism and endangering the lives of drivers in the moving vehicles are criminal offenses, right?
After all, if a car has an accident because a driver loses his concentration after being egged they can just run away because they're little kids.
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Hey scroll2b, I'm sure he wasn;t using the piss on the fracture comment to express his frustration and instead he quite literally meant that's what he would do.

It is stupid kids who needed a good scare, and someone not cowering or running away, but rather confronting them is a good way to do that.
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Old 11-01-04, 08:27 AM
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I'm with Charlie Goose on this one, you're never too young/old for an ass-whooping if you mess with me.
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Old 11-01-04, 08:34 AM
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Re: I got egged!

not sure what good that would do

I'll crack your skull and pee on their butt.
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