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Old 10-27-04, 03:43 PM
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Blonde joke. (might be old..)

i got this from my car forum i visit.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." He sighed, "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
just thought i'd like to pass it on.
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Flashback to 1982
Old 10-27-04, 03:54 PM
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wow.... thats old. i was born in that year.
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That's old? Damn, now I feel old.
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More jokes please.
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In India we have Sardarji(Sikh) jokes(although any nationality/ethnic group works).

There were 2 Sikhs discussing recent events. One excitedly told his friend about a recent experience.

Sikh 1: "I was hitchiking along this road when a beautiful blond picked me up in her car. Then she drove me to a quiet secluded place, parked her car and got out. She told me to get out too. Then she took off all of her clothes and said I could do whatever I wanted."

Sikh2: "Well, what did you do?!!??"

Sikh1: "I ran to the car, got in the driver's side and drove off."

Sikh2: "Well, it's probably for the best, her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyways."
Old 10-27-04, 11:48 PM
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Originally posted by jay77
More jokes please.
Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Control freak. Now, you say, "Control freak who?"

- David Stein
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GREEN SIDE UP!!!
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Blonde.Joke.Funny.
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A bear is chasing a rabbit in the woods when all of a sudden a genie appears...

The genie says "Slow down guys! I'm in a good mood today so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The bear says "Ok I want all the bears in Canada, except me, to be females!"

"Done!" says the genie.

The rabbit says "I want a bike helmet!"

"Done!" says the genie.

The bear replies "I want all bears in North America, except me, to be females!!"

"Done!" says the genie.

"I want a motorcycle!"

"Done!" says the genie.

The bear finally says "I want all bears in the WORLD, except me, to be females!"

"Done!" says the genie.

The rabbit says as a final wish, while pointing at the bear "I want him to be GAY!" And he speeds off in the woods on his bike.

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