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I might have to start peeing sitting down AAAargh!

This is a funny subject but a serious matter

Over the last year I noticed that everytime I take a leak I have a stupid second stream that comes out of nowhere and starts to shoot pee everywhere on the left or right... A public urinal takes care of that but when I'm at home or at someone else's place I always brace myself for the disaster and then I have to clean the floor with toilet paper

What the hell is wrong with me?? One of the distinctive advantages we men have over women (besides menstrual cramps, having kids and shaving our legs) is peeing standing UP! And I'm failing!

I have nightmares about this girl I used to work with who told me she trained her boyfriend to pee sitting down...

Help!!
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Uhh...

No thanks for sharing!
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Go see WhoGirl's gynecologist. He'll shove a metal hoopajoop into your who-ha and clear the blockage.
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Re: I might have to start peeing sitting down AAAargh!

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I have nightmares about this girl I used to work with who told me she trained her boyfriend to pee sitting down...

Help!!
Old 10-25-04, 08:57 PM
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This ought to take care of your... umm.. problem:

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Originally posted by Roto
Go see WhoGirl's gynecologist. He'll shove a metal hoopajoop into your who-ha and clear the blockage.
That makes me laugh and wince at the same time.
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Ugh I want nothing shoved in my penis hole (or is it urethra or something? )

I just pee everywhere when standing up and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!
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Professional pissers from Bourbon Street will tell you that to maintain a strong, continuous flow of piss, you need to drink as much as you can and hold it long as physically possible then let it all out, man, anywhere you want.
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Sounds like you have a case of uromysitisis poisoning. You should only urinate in mall parking garages.
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If you stop jerkin the gherkin so much that won't happen anymore
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Originally posted by RicP
If you stop jerkin the gherkin so much that won't happen anymore
True it does act like "after sex pee" but it does that anytime!
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Just pee in the sink.
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Umm. dude, that's completely normal. I did the same thing for years, before I finally figured out what was happening. What happens is, a little dribble from last time dries at the end of your urethra, and acts like glue and forms a little blockade by sticking a little part of the opening together (hence the two streams). Just take your finger and quickly pull the opening apart before you go and you'll never have that probelm again.

Either that, or you're deformed.
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Maybe you'll have to pee in a bag from now on?
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Haha, man, this place is crazy. I can't believe Darkfriend posted this, and then Numanoid responded seriously.
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This is one weird fucking thread.
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And here I thought I could finally go one day without thinking about Numanoid's urethra.
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Maybe this might help...

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If I pee in the middle of the night, I sit down.
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Originally posted by TracerBullet
Sounds like you have a case of uromysitisis poisoning. You should only urinate in mall parking garages.
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Originally posted by TomOpus
Maybe this might help...

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Originally posted by dork
And here I thought I could finally go one day without thinking about Numanoid's urethra.
You wish.
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