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Old 10-22-04, 01:56 AM
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Sorry to start so many threads, but she thinks I saw her nipple.

Mods, please remove the "flu" thread if you need to get rid of one as I am 1 over the "5 thread" rule.

Okay, this has not been my week. My wife baby sat for a friend tonight. I come home late, and this little baby girl is just screaming. SCREAMING and SCREAMING and SCREAMING. My boys, and the little crying baby's brother go upstairs and get away from the noise. My wife explains that she has huge seperation anxiety and has been at this for 20 minutes. Her friend will be back in about a half hour.

Being a good husband, I leave and look for something else to do that doesn't suck.

Anyway, the friend gets back finally (her husband and I are friends, and she and I get along very well). The boys are watching tv, and I go sit on the couch to visit with the women. "Tammy" is breast feeding the baby with her shirt pulled up a little. There is nothing to see as the baby's head is in the way. This is not a big deal, and I sit down and we talk for a bit.

While I am talking to her, the baby jerks away, and she quickly pulls her shirt down. I don't stop talking, and I don't break eye contact, and it is as though nothing happened. I am across the room from her and my wife is off to the side in the middle of the room.

After I am done talking I say, "Don't worry, I didn't see anything." She blushes hard, and laughs. I go further...."I mean it, I never broke eye contact. A lot of guys would have instinctively looked down, but I didn't. That is how much I love my wife. I did not see your nipple."

She laughs and is getting red. She gets ready to leave. She says, "Do you want to have lunch tomorrow?" Sure, she was talking to my wife, but I say, "All things considered, that is probably the next step in our relationship, but I don't think we should talk about it in front of ouyay owknay owhay" and point at my wife.

Okay, this poor gal (who I adore) is sure I saw her nipple. But I did not see a nipple. But I have protested too much, and now there is probably no way to ever convince her of that.

Man, I need the weekend to get here.
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Re: Sorry to start so many threads, but she thinks I saw her nipple.

Originally posted by kvrdave
.....Being a good husband, I leave and look for something else to do that doesn't suck.....


As for the whole post, you really have to get the fun where you can. And the wife said?
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you shouldn't of said anything about "i didnt see anything."
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Originally posted by Mole177
you shouldn't of said anything about "i didnt see anything."
I know, but it was just too funny not to. It is a situation where polite people can go about their lives and never have given it another thought. But instead, for the rest of our lives, this will be funny. I have a hard time not doing crap like this.

Preacher - my wife understands my dislike for crying babies. And fortunately, me being around seemed to make it worse. Always use the "scary face" to get out of these situations
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This sounds like the start of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
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Originally posted by Suprmallet
This sounds like the start of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
it's actually sort of like the first one with the corduroy erection.

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Did it look like this?

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Originally posted by Numanoid
Did it look like this?

We have got to get muggins banned.
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Originally posted by Numanoid
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Re: Sorry to start so many threads, but she thinks I saw her nipple.

Originally posted by kvrdave
Mods, please remove the "flu" thread if you need to get rid of one as I am 1 over the "5 thread" rule.

Okay, this has not been my week. My wife baby sat for a friend tonight. I come home late, and this little baby girl is just screaming. SCREAMING and SCREAMING and SCREAMING. My boys, and the little crying baby's brother go upstairs and get away from the noise. My wife explains that she has huge seperation anxiety and has been at this for 20 minutes. Her friend will be back in about a half hour.

Being a good husband, I leave and look for something else to do that doesn't suck.

Anyway, the friend gets back finally (her husband and I are friends, and she and I get along very well). The boys are watching tv, and I go sit on the couch to visit with the women. "Tammy" is breast feeding the baby with her shirt pulled up a little. There is nothing to see as the baby's head is in the way. This is not a big deal, and I sit down and we talk for a bit.

While I am talking to her, the baby jerks away, and she quickly pulls her shirt down. I don't stop talking, and I don't break eye contact, and it is as though nothing happened. I am across the room from her and my wife is off to the side in the middle of the room.

After I am done talking I say, "Don't worry, I didn't see anything." She blushes hard, and laughs. I go further...."I mean it, I never broke eye contact. A lot of guys would have instinctively looked down, but I didn't. That is how much I love my wife. I did not see your nipple."

She laughs and is getting red. She gets ready to leave. She says, "Do you want to have lunch tomorrow?" Sure, she was talking to my wife, but I say, "All things considered, that is probably the next step in our relationship, but I don't think we should talk about it in front of ouyay owknay owhay" and point at my wife.

Okay, this poor gal (who I adore) is sure I saw her nipple. But I did not see a nipple. But I have protested too much, and now there is probably no way to ever convince her of that.

Man, I need the weekend to get here.
I'm sure you saw her nipple. Peripheral vision, man. Peripheral vision.
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She wanted to have lunch???what the
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Well she was trying to show him her nipple. She must've thought that since he insisted that he wasn't looking that he wanted to take it more slowly.
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kvrdave will be rubbin' 'em out all weekend thinking about her nipple.
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Originally posted by Numanoid
Did it look like this?

I thought this was an aerial shot of Jason Alexander's head. Wondered why I had never seen the giant mark.
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big deal... even if you did glimpse the nipple, so what? you aren't 5 years old... you've seen nipples before...
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The next step is to tweak it the next time you see her.
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Originally posted by kvrdave
We have got to get muggins banned.



Just because I'm endowed with a little more hair than the average homosapien and like to show it off...
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Re: Sorry to start so many threads, but she thinks I saw her nipple.

Originally posted by kvrdave
She gets ready to leave. She says, "Do you want to have lunch tomorrow?" Sure, she was talking to my wife, but I say, "All things considered, that is probably the next step in our relationship, but I don't think we should talk about it in front of ouyay owknay owhay" and point at my wife.


Best part of the story.
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I thought you people up in the Pacific Northwest weren't as uptight as us Midwesterners...
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Next she is breast feeding....you should say " Can i have what he doesnt finish?"
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Well he does like the elephant penis.....

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