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Old 10-20-04, 10:14 PM
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Seriously crushing on a woman I see at the gym...what to do

Okay, I would have entitled this thread "In love with....", but that has been trademarked last I checked.

Long story short, there is this woman who belongs to an aerobics class at the fitnesss center where I work out. Her class only meets on Wednesday nights to my knowledge, and I am pretty much intno my workout whenever she shows up, so I never really talk to her. Heck, I don't even know her name or if she is in a relationship or married! (Women seldom workout in wedding rings.) Every week she comes in to work out with her body perfectly filling out her exercise pants and sports bra. I have always known that she was somewhat of a redhead, but tonight she came in with her hair down to reveal that it is a gorgeous reddish blonde.

Anyhoo...seeing as how you guys are always fountains of info. on how to pick up women in certain situations, I thought I would give you a try.
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Sounds to me like she's taken.
Old 10-20-04, 10:24 PM
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You need to get closer to her, so join the aerobics class. Once she sees you in your leotard, headband and leg warmers, she'll be all over you.
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Originally posted by dork
You need to get closer to her, so join the aerobics class. Once she sees you in your leotard, headband and leg warmers, she'll be all over you.

That would make just about everyone vomit if I did that.

Rodian:how does it sound like she's already taken? Neither you nor I know much about her.
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I'm going to throw this out...just a thought...

Talk to her?

Just go up and say Hi.

-pedagogue

ps. Of course, I should take my own advice. I was out at a club on sat. night and this girl walked by me and I was thinking to myself, "Damn she is cute" I noticed her when she walked by the bar, and she made some eye contact when she came back...but I wasn't sure if she was looking for her friends (who were next to me) My friends wanted to bail, so on the way out she steps out in my path and toasts towards me. I acknowledged her and said Hi on my way out, but didn't stop. It was after 3am, and I was tired. Though in retrospect, I should have at least gotten her name and number....i'm a dumb ass sometimes.
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ask her out for a cup of something healthy. (no coffee shops)

juice bar or something.
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Offer her some of your water, and if she doesn't wipe the mouth of the bottle off, you're in.
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Well if you go to a gym you should be in shape. So when she is leaving hit her in back of the head and throw her in your car.
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get her drunk and put it in her but.
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Then pee in it
Old 10-20-04, 11:01 PM
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Originally posted by Baron Of Hell
get her drunk and put it in her but
... be sure to wait until she's sobered up and given you permission! And don't forget to use protection!
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well, why not find out if she's married? go into her car and look for her registration. that should give you her home address. then just hang outside her house for a while, and see who comes in and out
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Seek help. All of you. Please, seek help.

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Go home, watch the Eric Prydz "Call On Me" video, and then real gym won't seem so exciting.
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You should join the Aerobics class and have the exercise beside her.They do have a few seconds break for drinking water then strike a conversation.If you do that, next time she will approach you and say Hi.
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Get a pair of black balloons and tie them to the end of a stick. Then get some white paint and print "500 lbs." on each one. Then, the next time she's looking, puff out your chest, lift the "weights" up over your head with one hand, and do the little gun motion toward her with the other, while winking and making that clicking sound with your mouth. After that little display, she'll be putty in your hands.
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Originally posted by Numanoid
Get a pair of black balloons and tie them to the end of a stick. Then get some white paint and print "500 lbs." on each one. Then, the next time she's looking, puff out your chest, lift the "weights" up over your head with one hand, and do the little gun motion toward her with the other, while winking and making that clicking sound with your mouth. After that little display, she'll be putty in your hands.
That's the most practical idea so far. If you have any white paint left over, you should also print "15 inches" on your crotch.
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Originally posted by DonnachaOne
Go home, watch the Eric Prydz "Call On Me" video, and then real gym won't seem so exciting.
That video is first thing I thought of.... according to it, it's pretty easy to meet hot aerobics chicks !!


Maybe get a locker next to hers or offer her your shampoo in the shower .....
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You don't even need baloons. You can just use the 10lbs weights, and then add a couple extra zeros to the end.
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Seriously crushing on a woman I see at the gym...what to do
Ugh, maybe you should try getting off of her first?
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Take her picture and post it for us, we'll let ya know what to do upon viewing said picture.
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Originally posted by dork
That's the most practical idea so far. If you have any white paint left over, you should also print "15 inches" on your crotch.
That was funny.
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Yeah, just go up to her and say "hi, my name is _____, I've seen you here before, what do you think of this class?"

You can play it by ear after that.
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Originally posted by Baron Of Hell
get her drunk and pee on her but.
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