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Old 09-07-04, 04:07 PM
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How, exactly, does having sex with a chicken and a pig harm society?

I want to avoid ANY religous discussion, so from strictly a "societal" point of view...how exactly does having sex with a chicken and a pig harm society?

I have heard the argument that having sex with a chicken and a pig is "not natural" and if everybody had sex with a chicken and a pig, the human race would go extinct.

But the same can be said about those who don't want children, and those who are infertile, and those who marry when older. And these groups amount to more than the chicken-fucker & pig-fucker populations. I haven't noticed the human race going extinct.

Also, many chicken- and pig-fuckers ARE able to have children either from donors or surrogate situatioins.

Also, I feel that chicken- and pig-fuckers allowed to raise their families under the commitment, responsibility, and legal benefits of marriage would be more stable and beneficial to society.

So...is there ANY valid agrument -- from strictly a societal point of view -- against chicken- and pig-fucking, because I just don't get it.

I am sincere in this inquiry,
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Should be an easy answer.

Yet it will not get one
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Its not a parody thread though! Its to all those judgmental assholes who are talking shit in the chicken and pig fucking thread.
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rotten pig/chicken fuckers.....
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You get babies w/ a pig's head and another w/ chicken's feet. It's just weird. Not that we don't have enough weird looking people that look like animal already *cough*GW*cough*, but people w/ actual animal appendages? That's just wrong.
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There is not enough livestock in Western Oregon for me to comment. I would expect that cman has a story or two though.
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I don't want that kind of egg white
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Animal rights...blah blah blah
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Originally posted by zuffy
I don't want that kind of egg white
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Originally posted by zuffy
I don't want that kind of egg white
Nasty... But you're admitting you enjoy the regular kind?
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What IS the legal argument against beastiality?

I would assume it's consent - but does that really wash?

Animals surely don't "consent" to us eating them, afterall - which is worse than having sex, I'd think.
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Originally posted by happycamper
Animal rights...blah blah blah
Please.

What about the animals that WANT to have sex with people and can't? Where are THEIR rights?!
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Originally posted by FuzzyBallz
Nasty... But you're admitting you enjoy the regular kind?
Actually, I hate egg white. I like my eggs sunny-side up or over-easy.
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Is there a rule in the PETA hand book for people to have sex w/ animals but eating your barn friend is prohibited?
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Originally posted by Thor Simpson
Please.

What about the animals that WANT to have sex with people and can't? Where are THEIR rights?!
Hey, Im not advocating animal rights. If a pig or a chicken is giving some guy the eye and is acting provocative and flirting, then by all means!
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Whatever you do in Portland is your business ES. There's no need to look for approval here.
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Based on the animal/human sexploits I have been exposed to, it seems that women are far more likely to get some nature love.
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Thats because nobody wants to watch a guy with an animal.
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I find it ironic that we haven't seen a legitimate response here.
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Originally posted by natesfortune
What IS the legal argument against beastiality?

I would assume it's consent - but does that really wash?

Animals surely don't "consent" to us eating them, afterall - which is worse than having sex, I'd think.
RE: consent.

Do animals even consent with each other. Every time I've ever seen two animals doing it, it looks like the female is trying to get away.
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I get that response from female humans too
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ahhh, there's nothing better than likening homosexuality to beastiality. (rolls eyes)
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Originally posted by dick_grayson
ahhh, there's nothing better than likening homosexuality to beastiality. (rolls eyes)
Since no one had done this in the thread your comment is premature.

That said:
[sarcasm]"It's the same as having gay sex! No way in hell that should be legal either!"[/sarcasm]

Whew, all better now.
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Originally posted by Mordred
Since no one had done this in the thread your comment is premature.

That said:
[sarcasm]"It's the same as having gay sex! No way in hell that should be legal either!"[/sarcasm]

Whew, all better now.
well considering it was spawned from the "How, exactly, does Gay Marriage harm society?" thread and one "Two Louisiana men accused of having sex with a chicken & pig", I'd saw it was appropriate.

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