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Two Louisiana men accused of having sex with a chicken & pig

http://www.shreveporttimes.com/news/...5A342CF7.shtml

Kind of reminds me of a guy who was tying up horses a couple of counties away to have sex with them. If I remember right, he had killed a few (he would give them unlimited food while he did his thing, though I believe that one was strangled).

Two area men accused of having sex with animals

Unrelated incidents involved chickens and a potbellied pig.
September 4, 2004
Louisiana Gannett News

Two North Louisiana men stand accused of having sex with animals this week.

Timothy Garner, 35, of Florien was arrested Thursday on one count each of crime against nature and trespassing after being caught in someone's chicken house, Florien Police Chief Herman R. Love said.

Earlier this week, Ouachita sheriff's deputies booked Austin Gullette, 45, of the 4200 block of Jonesboro Road in West Monroe into Ouachita Correctional Center on a charge of crime against nature for allegedly having sexual intercourse with one of his sister's three pigs.

Thursday, the owner of the chickens found seven with injuries after seeing headlights outside and hearing the animals making a commotion. A neighbor also heard the noise and found Garner inside the chicken house, Love said.

Garner left quickly after telling the neighbor he was watching the chickens, police said. The neighbor wrote down the license plate number.

Love said Garner was brought to the Sabine sheriff's office for questioning and admitted to having sex with the animals. Garner also told investigators it was not his first time in the chicken yard, police said.

The incident in West Monroe involved a 125-pound, Vietnamese potbellied pig its owner calls "P-pie." Gullette's sister told authorities she caught her brother in the act when she walked outside to investigate squealing she heard Monday night.

"I'm embarrassed that this is my brother. I've never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal."

Gullette did not admit to the offense, but the eyewitness account and physical evidence were enough to make an arrest, Ouachita sheriff's Maj. Royce Toney said.

Similar incidents involving dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported in the past, Toney said. But "in the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig."
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Why??!! Geez some people are just sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's just sick and wrong. Anything not involving another human or a goat should be illegal.
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These guys should be prosecuted. If you allow people to have sex with chickens and pigs, it's a slippery slope, and before you know it, we'll be allowing gay marriage.
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I love this quote
Similar incidents involving dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported in the past, Toney said. But "in the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig."
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Originally posted by JasonF
These guys should be prosecuted. If you allow people to have sex with chickens and pigs, it's a slippery slope, and before you know it, we'll be allowing gay marriage.
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SQUEEL LIKE A PIG!!!!!!!!
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He should have waited, in a few years he might have been able to marry the pig.
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Originally posted by JasonF
These guys should be prosecuted. If you allow people to have sex with chickens and pigs, it's a slippery slope, and before you know it, we'll be allowing gay marriage.


Oh, but having sex isn't the issue, it's marriage. As long as we don't let these guys marry their chickens and pigs we should be safe.
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Originally posted by Thor Simpson


Oh, but having sex isn't the issue, it's marriage. As long as we don't let these guys marry their chickens and pigs we should be safe.
but it was RAPE!!!!!
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"Came the time TC fucked a chicken."

(5 cool points for anyone who knows the context of that quote)
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Originally posted by Groucho
That's just sick and wrong. Anything not involving another human or a goat should be illegal.
Why would a goat be OK, but sheep not OK?
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Originally posted by JasonF
"Came the time TC fucked a chicken."

(5 cool points for anyone who knows the context of that quote)
I thought of Jody and TC immediately as well.

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Why would a goat be OK, but sheep not OK?
Bandoman likes goats cuz he likes them rough
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Originally posted by Dabaomb
but it was RAPE!!!!!
"I also want to make it clear that I do not question the motives of this pig and chicken. No money has been paid to them. They have agreed that this statement will not be used against me in the civil case. Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that they did not and do not view this incident the same way I did.
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As in the other case, the squealing and the blood might have been a clue.
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You guys just have to judge everything with your outdated ideas of "right" and "wrong".
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how could they tell if they were sqeals of pain and not squeals of pleasure?
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"but officer i was just porkin' my cock"
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"in the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig."
Go talk to some of the wives and get back to us.
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Seems they took the phrase "the other white meat" a little too literally.
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oh man..... that was a sick act....



the sister had a funny quote as well.... oh man
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"after the poor harmless pig was taken into custody, they all had a nice sensible dinner involving :

Pork Chops

Stuffed Pork Roast with Cranberry Sauce

Spiral Cut Ham
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