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Old 08-23-04, 04:05 PM
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My blood tests say I'm a-okay, but I'm having these HF things. What could it be?

These heat waves, AKA: "Hot Flashes", are becoming so uncomfortable...I can hardly stand it!

My Doctor's consulting with other Docs, but as of yet, they don't know exactly WHAT it is that's causing them...

Could it actually be "Man-o-pause"?

I've read some articles on WebMD about the possibilities.

Maybe it IS a hormone thing?

I SWEAR I FEEL AS THOUGH I COULD BURST INTO FLAMES WHEN THEY HAPPEN.

Is it some psychological thing? Because if it is, I'm more than willing to be committed or go through electro-shock to my privates or whatever it takes to get rid of them!

Anybody out there experience this kinda stuff?

Dudes having Hot Flashes?

WHAT NEXT???





Thanks for any help on the subject.

Paul

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Old 08-23-04, 04:07 PM
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I don't think you can get pregnant once you've had the man-o-pause. Your uterus is all dried up and barren.
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Originally posted by Roto
I don't think you can get pregnant once you've had the man-o-pause. Your uterus is all dried up and barren.
But you don't know me like "I" know me.

I'm quite an unusual specimen, and wouldn't put anything past myself.



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Remove the ovaries.


DO IT!!!
Old 08-23-04, 04:16 PM
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Oh, Dave:

WOW! Ya know...

I could give a whole new meaning to HISterectomy!
Old 08-23-04, 04:18 PM
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This is clearly a sign you are not masterbating enough. I bet your hair is starting to fall out too.

Immediately head to the mature forum and get to work.
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THEEK, are you leaving behind -note the pun - a bloody mess, I need to know in order to help diagnose your problem
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Originally posted by 4KRG
This is clearly a sign you are not masterbating enough. I bet your hair is starting to fall out too.

Immediately head to the mature forum and get to work.


Howdy KRG!!! WOW!!!

It's been YEARS since you blabbed at me!

(I've missed you, Dude... )

Actually, I've got more hair than I know what to do with!

(But it's true about the other thing...I mean, sex has been ruining my masterbative life. )

TEK!

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Old 08-23-04, 04:23 PM
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Originally posted by Canadian Bacon
THEEK, are you leaving behind -note the pun - a bloody mess, I need to know in order to help diagnose your problem
Sorry, butt that was a one-trick-pony!
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Originally posted by The Edit King


Howdy KRG!!! WOW!!!

It's been YEARS since you blabbed at me!

(I've missed you, Dude... )

Hey, yeah I haven't been around as much, good to see you are still around. The young grasshopper has grown and I see you don't edit every post anymore



Originally posted by The Edit King

Actually, I've got more hair than I know what to do with!
get your hands OFF KVRDAVE's back!!
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Originally posted by 4KRG





get your hands OFF KVRDAVE's back!!
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Originally posted by 4KRG
Hey, yeah I haven't been around as much, good to see you are still around. The young grasshopper has grown and I see you don't edit every post anymore
Yeah, I've been getting better. Besides, it was just an act I stole from an ol' "Vaudeville" skit anyway. I think everyone get's the idea by now...
get your hands OFF KVRDAVE's back!!
OH, GAWD...

Just the "thought" of grabbin' the baboonish hairy back of Dave...

OOH! I'm getting the HOT...FLASH!!!



THEEK!
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Originally posted by Canadian Bacon


OH, look at that poor little animal...

THAT'S FUNNY, CB!!!

(But sad at the same time... )

LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!

"SOMEONE'S" not happy!!!

&

THEEK

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WELL!!!

That was about as much fun as a cheap date in prison.

WHERE THE HELL DID EVERYBODY GO???

Oh, well...

It was fun while it lasted...I GUESS...

HEY!!!

WHERE ARE MY REAL FRIENDS, ANYWAY???

OH!!! THERE YOU ARE!!! HOWDY FELLAS!!!




*chirp-chirp* *chirp-chirp*



THEEK!

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Well Pual, no one wants to disturb you while you are rubbing one out
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Originally posted by 4KRG
Well Pual, no one wants to disturb you while you are rubbing one out
Thanks a lot, but...

RUBBING ONE OUT???

Even though the thought of Dave's tumble weed-like, cavemanary & towering, mountainous shoulders are quite tempting, I have no desire to RUB-ONE-OUT!!!

That's what I got MARRIED FOR!!!*

(*Well, for more than that, but that's defiantly one of the fringe benefits, if your doing it right, that is... )
Originally posted by The Edit King
(But it's true about the other thing...I mean, sex has been ruining my masterbative life. )
&

THEEK!

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ive been getting hot flashes lately. as it turns out, i believe i'm allergic to alcohol.
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not a single ms doubtfire picture yet?
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Originally posted by twikoff
not a single ms doubtfire picture yet?
Don't lose heart, tweeky!

I've got a picture that will BLOW Ms. Williams' panty hose CLEAN OFF!!!

It was taken just this afternoon while sportin' my newest glad-rags around the apartment!:



So, what do ya think?

AM I A FOX...OR WHAT?!?!?

Hey! I'm too sexy for this thread!

&

YO EVERYBODY!!! I'M THEEK FRAU!!! GET USED TO IT!!!

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Originally posted by cygnet74
ive been getting hot flashes lately. as it turns out, i believe i'm allergic to alcohol.


You know, I actually stopped drinking altogether for a couple weeks, and I still had them.

But at least you know what it is and how to stop them, in your case.

You also know how ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE and even PAINFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE they can be.

So, Good For You, cygnet!

I'm glad to hear it's probably something controllable, and thanks for taking time-out of your day to post that info.

TEK!

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