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Old 08-21-04, 09:21 PM
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Plus he isn't me.
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I have my name on this cool trophy
Old 08-21-04, 09:42 PM
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I can take pills without water.
Old 08-21-04, 09:45 PM
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I can touch my tongue to my nose.
I have over 50 bowling trophies, the vast majority being first place, and was bowler of the year for the state of Georgia.
I have a red belt in Bok-Fu, was an instructor of the art, and was undefeated in every sanctioned kickboxing and sparring match I fought. So... I could probably beat up your dad.
My cat's better than your cat. My cat's better than yours.

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I'm far too cool to feel the need to brag about myself.
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I can eat a whole box of Ho Hos in one sitting and not gain any weight.

Yeah, I know. I suck.
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I can tie my own shoe laces.
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Originally posted by WhoGirl
1. I can touch my tongue to my nose.

2. I have over 50 bowling trophies, the vast majority being first place, and was bowler of the year for the state of Georgia.
3. I have a red belt in Bok-Fu, was an instructor of the art, and was undefeated in every sanctioned kickboxing and sparring match I fought. So... I could probably beat up your dad.
4. My cat's better than your cat. My cat's better than yours.
1. *high fives a fellow long-tonguer*
2. Are you Amish?
3. Bok-Fu.....Fok-Bu....wait, nevermind. Don't hurt me!!!
4. *decided against a crude comment about ***** cats, but instead goes for the Milkshake comment* Milkshake contest!

-pedagogue
Old 08-21-04, 10:37 PM
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i have boobs.
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Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i have boobs.
We have a winner.
Old 08-21-04, 10:40 PM
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Originally posted by Einsatz
You all have nothing on me...
I make over $20,000 a year, have my own room in my parents house and I'm the shift boss at the local gas station on Sundays.
Oh yeah and I have over 25 DVDs in my collection.

...and ladies... I'm single
Top Bunk, when did you change your name?
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i have boobs.
Pfffft, are they nicer than Phil Mickelson's?
Old 08-21-04, 11:10 PM
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Originally posted by hotaru_san
I'm far too cool to feel the need to brag about myself.
Old 08-21-04, 11:12 PM
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Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazy sniffable.
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Originally posted by Jackskeleton
Knowning how to spell will get you the old and busted while driving cool cars will get you new hottness when it comes to women.
As a newspaper copy editor, I can attest that this statement is absolutely and saddeningly true.
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i got paid to dress up as captain morgan at a lee's discount liquor grand opening and give away free tee-shirts to people who bought captain morgan rum a couple weeks ago. beat that!
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Originally posted by costanza
i got paid to dress up as captain morgan at a lee's discount liquor grand opening and give away free tee-shirts to people who bought captain morgan rum a couple weeks ago. beat that!
Are you serious?




If so, that is great!
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I look damn good in a suit.

Ladies adore my Irish accent.

I'm good at drawing.

I speak four languages.
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I'm good enough to not brag about myself so I'll bring down everyone else
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I have 46 chromosomes...no more, no less.
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I have mastered the art of hearing 'I'm not ready for a relationship right now ...' without wincing although deep down I'm reacting in my soul just like those European guys playing Doom 3.
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Originally posted by neiname
Topbunk??? Is that you?
awww hell nah!
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Originally posted by hotaru_san
I'm far too cool to feel the need to brag about myself.

Whatever, You still walk around with that "Yeah, I was with Jackskeleton" look on your face!
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Originally posted by pedagogue
1. *high fives a fellow long-tonguer*
2. Are you Amish?
3. Bok-Fu.....Fok-Bu....wait, nevermind. Don't hurt me!!!
4. *decided against a crude comment about ***** cats, but instead goes for the Milkshake comment* Milkshake contest!

-pedagogue
1: **sticks out tongue and realizes peddy meant a high-five with hands**

2: Yes I am, and obviously I'm a very bad Amish lass.

3: Ahh, grasshopper. See, the martial arts are taught as a self-defense mechanism. I have no reason to hurt you and therefore will not attack. Even if you mock the name of my art of choice. But mess with me and I'll pounce on you like a white tiger from Hell.

4: ....Milkshake Contest? Eh, I just don't get that jive you kids speak nowadays. I still stand by my previous statement:
My cat's better than your cat. My cat's better than yours! My cat's better 'cause I feed it Iams, and my cat's better than yours.



Oh, and I am quite humble. Honestly...

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