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Old 08-11-04, 04:20 PM
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Ever zipped your frank and beans into your zipper

I did once, hurt like hell too
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All the time....

Damn thing gets in the way of everything
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Originally posted by FiveO
All the time....

Damn thing gets in the way of everything
yeah those zippers are a pain
Old 08-11-04, 04:24 PM
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Once as a little kid. Hurt like the dickens (pardon the pun ). And then it stung once everything was "unstuck". I can't believe I still remember . . . I must have been no older than 5 at the time.
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I had horrible problems with catching it in the zipper. I thought I was real smart when I switched to a velcro fly. Until the first time I went to take a leak and got my bush entangled in it. That wasn't good. To this day I'm bare.
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Why the heck would I want to do something like that? If I can't finish my meal I either leave it or ask for a doggie bag. I really don't see a reason to do what you're advocating.
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The worst part for me isn't zipping up as much as the zipping down to release the Royal Staff.

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Franks and beans!!!

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Originally posted by dork
Why the heck would I want to do something like that? If I can't finish my meal I either leave it or ask for a doggie bag. I really don't see a reason to do what you're advocating.
He's talking about when you go to a buffet, and you're not supposed to take any food home.
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No, but I have stepped on them a time or two.
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This should be a pole.
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Nope. I take the extra .05 seconds it takes to slowly zip up to avoid the pain of said action.
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I haven't zipped it up, but as a kid, the lid did fall on it!!! Was black and blue and painful for weeks!
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He's talking about when you go to a buffet, and you're not supposed to take any food home.
Oh!

I have once again made a fool of myself.
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Last week I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert, and they didn't care if we took food home. I still have a half-eaten "Paradise Cheeseburger" in my fridge!
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This sounds like a thread that The Edit King would start

Oh yeah, thank God I've never done this before.
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Originally posted by Groucho
Last week I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert, and they didn't care if we took food home. I still have a half-eaten "Paradise Cheeseburger" in my fridge!
Yes, in your fridge, not in your pants. Way to threadcrap.
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Originally posted by Groucho


Last week I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert, and they didn't care if we took food home. I still have a half-eaten "Paradise Cheeseburger" in my fridge!


Gay?

I am completely lost. All these nicknames and euphamisms are confusing me
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Nope, too small
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I did once, hurt like heck. These are just cock and bulls stories anywho.
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I did once, hurt like heck. These are just cock and bull stories anywho.
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WOAH! WOAH!

I'm I'm seeing seeing double double!!! !!!
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Originally posted by Tsar Chasm


Gay?

I am completely lost. All these nicknames and euphamisms are confusing me
No, no. Don't let it throw you.

In this case, "fridge" is actually a euphemism for Cleveland Browns starting quarterback Jeff Garcia.

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Yet another example of how humor hasn't matured much since middle school
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What do you mean since middle school? How old are you anyway?

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