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Old 08-11-04, 09:40 AM
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John Kerry was pulled over yesterday for driving his train under the influence of alcohol. The arresting officer made Kerry walk a straight line on the 3rd rail. After falling off the 3rd rail, Kerry was arrested. He posted the million dollar bail using the spare change he had in his pocket. Kerry first admitted he was drunk but then quickly denied he was DWI and promised his attorney, John Edwards would "sue their pants off".
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"Kerry carefully teeters between flipping and flopping."
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"The popularity of Caption This threads is down here, whereas is used to be up here."
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"look at this white fool"
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Originally posted by Bandomini
"The popularity of Caption This threads is down here, whereas it used to be up here."


El Shorto would be proud.
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John Kerry doing his impression of the President, circa 1976.
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Originally posted by Red Dog
John Kerry doing his impression of the President, circa 1976.

Old 08-11-04, 10:51 AM
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Originally posted by Red Dog
John Kerry doing his impression of the President, circa 1976.
Old 08-11-04, 12:03 PM
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Bush supporters try to push Kerry onto the third rail while NCMojo plays security boy.
Old 08-11-04, 12:07 PM
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"Hey, you guys want to see a dead body?"
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Originally posted by Red Dog
John Kerry doing his impression of the President, circa 1976.
I just woke up so forgive me, but I don't get it.

my caption, "Kerry does a subtle job of telling rail workers that he'll balance the budget."
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Originally posted by Canadian Bacon
I just woke up so forgive me, but I don't get it.

my caption, "Kerry does a subtle job of telling rail workers that he'll balance the budget."
George W. Bush is an alcoholic (this is not libel, he admitted he suffered from it and AA clearly says that you are never "over" alcoholism) and back then he was probably walking in wobbly lines in a drunken stupor.
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Originally posted by Brain Stew
George W. Bush is an alcoholic (this is not libel, he admitted he suffered from it and AA clearly says that you are never "over" alcoholism) and back then he was probably walking in wobbly lines in a drunken stupor.
Gotcha!!, I thought this was a Carter or Ford shot
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Originally posted by orangerory
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Lollipop lollipop
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Lollipop lollipop.....
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Originally posted by Canadian Bacon
I just woke up so forgive me, but I don't get it.

Our President had a DUI in 1976.
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Originally posted by Roto
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....

Glad someone got it

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