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Old 08-09-04, 12:56 PM
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Ever been B-Slapped?

I'm sorry (& somewhat glad at the same time) to say that I for one have never had the pleasure of being on the receiving end of a B-slap. &

But, I suppose if that ever did happen, after feeling the initial sting, and realizing what just took place, I wouldn't just "turn the other cheek" (as that reference from the scriptures I believe was written with regards to those offended by the preaching of the Gospel and in no way refers to just being hit by some yahoo who's got an uncontrollable knack for getting their arse kicked, but please feel free to debate this and other amazing issues such as life, love, politics, sports & even religion right here in this thread), and without a doubt my instincts would naturally "kick-in" and I would return a closed fist blow with enough pressure and impact to ensure whoever it was that made that foolish move, never did it again. (...well, at least to me.)

How about you?

Ever been B-slapped?

THEEK!

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Hmm....maybe?

I do remember one time a got slugged in the mouth with a set of keys on a lanyard. I made an insensative remark to a drunk friend of mine, and she swung her keys to hit me in the shoulder, but got me in the mouth.

Her: I'm hungry, lets go get some food, I'll drive.
Me: No. There are two reasons why you can't drive. #1. You are drunk. #2. You are a woman.

Yeah...it took her all of half a second to react.

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Wait a minute....HOLD THE TRAIN!!!

Let me get this straight.

Does being "B-slapped" mean:

1. Being slapped as if you were a woman

-or-

2. Being slapped by a woman

?

(I guess it could be BOTH! )

Because if it was #2, I wouldn't hit a woman but I would insult her choice in fasion. (...get's 'em every time! )

(I always thought it meant #1. )
Originally posted by pedagogue
Hmm....maybe? I do remember one time a got slugged in the mouth with a set of keys on a lanyard.
Sounds to me like you were B-Slugged.



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I'm not sure, you just reminded me of that story.

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Originally posted by pedagogue
I'm not sure, you just reminded me of that story. -pedagogue
WELL!

If there EVER was a time that I wanted to B-SLAP ANYBODY...

Oh, peddy...



THEEK!

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Originally posted by pedagogue
Hmm....maybe?

I do remember one time a got slugged in the mouth with a set of keys on a lanyard. I made an insensative remark to a drunk friend of mine, and she swung her keys to hit me in the shoulder, but got me in the mouth.

Her: I'm hungry, lets go get some food, I'll drive.
Me: No. There are two reasons why you can't drive. #1. You are drunk. #2. You are a woman.

Yeah...it took her all of half a second to react.

-pedagogue
I knew MADD was lying to us the whole time! I was always led to believe that drinking slows your reaction time
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Originally posted by Obey The D
I knew MADD was lying to us the whole time! I was always led to believe that drinking slows your reaction time
Yeah. Though I'm guessing she knew I'd say something like that....kind of par for the course at the time. (I was also drunk)

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Old 08-09-04, 01:34 PM
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I've never been B-slapped before but for a good example of one, watch Charlie Murphy's real life stories with Rick James from Chappelle's Show.

That was the funniest B-slap I've ever seen in my life

RIP Rick James
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Originally posted by Dabaomb
I've never been B-slapped before but for a good example of one, watch Charlie Murphy's real life stories with Rick James from Chappelle's Show.

That was the funniest B-slap I've ever seen in my life

RIP Rick James
What did the five fingers say to the face?

*b-slaps THEEK*

"SLAP!"
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hahah... funny i was going to start the same thread a week ago, but forgot about it.

i've never been slapped.
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Originally posted by Suprmallet
What did the five fingers say to the face? *b-slaps THEEK* "SLAP!"
WELL!!! &
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I thought you'd be up for new things, THEEK.
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No but I've been sucker punched.
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Yeah. I made the mistake of calling my x years back the "c" word. Bitch slapped me right in the school hallway infront of everybody. Still pisses me off thinking about it
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Originally posted by Suprmallet
I thought you'd be up for new things, THEEK.
I am, but that was a outta left field "Sucker B-Slap".

(I wasn't expecting it and you scared me. )
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Originally posted by MJKTool
Yeah. I made the mistake of calling my x years back the "c" word. Bitch slapped me right in the school hallway infront of everybody. Still pisses me off thinking about it
You called her the "c" word and all you got in return was a bitch slap?? If I was you I would have counted my blessings that I didn't get a swift kick to the jewels.
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Originally posted by The Edit King
I am, but that was a outta left field "Sucker B-Slap".

(I wasn't expecting it and you scared me. )
Is it really that out of left field to get b-slapped in a b-slap thread? Hmm?
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Originally posted by Suprmallet
Is it really that out of left field to get b-slapped in a b-slap thread? Hmm?
Well, to get B-slapped ANYWHERE for me would have to be outta left field because (as a precaution) I for one always stay on the right field side of everyone, so you must have snuck around when I wasn't lookin' or something.
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Oh of course. me and jules used to make events out of it.
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Originally posted by Obey The D
You called her the "c" word and all you got in return was a bitch slap?? If I was you I would have counted my blessings that I didn't get a swift kick to the jewels.
Count my blessings? Screw that. If I saw that bitch again I would be hard pressed not to shove her big head in a toilet filled with He-Man sized crap. I don't care if your a girl or not, just because someone calls you a name (which she did to me too btw) that dont give you a right to lay your hands upon anybody. Yeah I'm bitter, perhaps it was the humiliation of standing in that hallway and having everyone laugh and stare at me.
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Originally posted by MJKTool
Count my blessings? Screw that. If I saw that bitch again I would be hard pressed not to shove her big head in a toilet filled with He-Man sized crap. I don't care if your a girl or not, just because someone calls you a name (which she did to me too btw) that dont give you a right to lay your hands upon anybody. Yeah I'm bitter, perhaps it was the humiliation of standing in that hallway and having everyone laugh and stare at me.
You got served!!!
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Not personally, but I remember the Real World Slap...
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Originally posted by Dabaomb
You got served!!!
Your next in line for that toilet buddy!
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Any chick that smacks a guy should be ready to get smacked back. And throwing a drink in a guys face is just a waste of a drink - especially if its a beer.
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Originally posted by MJKTool
Your next in line for that toilet buddy!

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