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my wife and i slept in the garage last night!

as some of you know, my wife and i are moving. we went to the movies with our friend who is buying our house we are in now. as we left the theater she suggested he take the house key now since we closed 2 days ago (he is letting us stay until our new home closes). i asked if she had an extra key and she said yes.

when we got home it turned out that she did not have her set of keys with her and it was 1:00 am and i didnt feel right waking the neighbor who has our spare in case of these situations.

so i opened the garage...busted out the card board boxes we are using in our move...busted out the two sleeping bags in the garage and tried to sleep. it sucked. not much sleep and today we had people over to help us pack so there was no time for rest. im beat!!

anyone have anything like this happen?

ps we thought about a hotel but desided we would rather spend the $70.00 + on something for our new home or a dinner. we laughed all night about us sleeping in our garage.
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Did you have wild garage sex?
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Is your wife hot?
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lol...thought about bustin' it out at her but she was definately not in the mood. by the time she cheered up we were both way too tired.

besides, we tried to sleep with the garage shut and it got so hot...i couldnt imagine what would have happened

Ryo: Is your wife hot?

I think she is damn fine. many pics of her in my sig (the NY ones came out terrible )
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Wow, a pre-emptive supply of pics.
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Sounds like it would have been a good idea to get the neighbor's key. Your moving anyway so you should get it back, plus you may never see them again so why should you care. Burn those bridges
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Originally posted by Caliking
thought about bustin' it out at her but
But sex, eh ?
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i've slept in the yard when I couldn't get into the house (glad it was warm)
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Slept in a couple yards, thankfully there was usually a hammock, blanket, or sleeping bag involved. (And never alone)*

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One time I had to sleep at a Target because I accidentally got locked in overnight. I didn't get much sleep because the town whore also happened to be there as well. We had alot of fun horsing around all night playing games and goofing around. She was really pretty and she kind of looked like the girl in 'The Hulk' but sexier.

True story.
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Originally posted by Debaser
One time I had to sleep at a Target because I accidentally got locked in overnight. I didn't get much sleep because the town whore also happened to be there as well. We had alot of fun horsing around all night playing games and goofing around. She was really pretty and she kind of looked like the girl in 'The Hulk' but sexier.

True story.
Wow.

I mean - wow.

I would invoke the T-ball rule, but I don't think it aplies here.
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I second that. That rule definitely needs to be universally applicable.


You're a lawyer, Bando. Do something!
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Debaser spending the night with a Jennifer Connely lookalike in a Target deserves its own thread.
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Originally posted by Bandomini
Wow.

I mean - wow.

I would invoke the T-ball rule, but I don't think it aplies here.


quit?
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RE: my wife and i slept in the garbage last night!

Danol?
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Did you bust a nut?
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I bet your wife thinks I'm sexy.

If you guys couldn't do it in the garage...
You should have tried...
Her back door...
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Re: RE: my wife and i slept in the garbage last night!

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oh come on man? that hurts my feelings. lol
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Debaser spending the night with a Jennifer Connely lookalike in a Target deserves its own thread.
They already made a MOVIE about it.
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Life imitating art. How wonderful! How grand! Thank you Hollywood folks fate brought that wonderful skank to that Target. Thank thee heavens.

Anyway I'm in talks with my agent about writing a treatment for a script about a guy who has a relationship with a girl he meets over an internet message forum. They split up but can't leave the forum because they don't want to lose their post counts. Hilarity ensues.

It's pretty much a quirky independent comedy and after some divine inspiration I've titled it 'Jerk Cadaver and Icy Panther'. Hopefully I can get sufficient interest from the studios and do some test reels and with positive feedback might get a chance to direct it.

Wish me luck yo!
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this is why when you have a garage you hide a spare key in it
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Originally posted by Debaser
One time I had to sleep at a Target because I accidentally got locked in overnight. I didn't get much sleep because the town whore also happened to be there as well. We had alot of fun horsing around all night playing games and goofing around. She was really pretty and she kind of looked like the girl in 'The Hulk' but sexier.

True story.
sorry, the only way to prove that is with pics
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Here's some...

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...ities+connelly
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Damn, why couldn't the sprinklers gone off in that movie. She was smoking hot and she wasn't wearing a bra.
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Originally posted by Debaser
One time I had to sleep at a Target because I accidentally got locked in overnight. I didn't get much sleep because the town whore also happened to be there as well. We had alot of fun whoring around all night playing games and goofing around. She was really pretty and she kind of looked like the girl in 'The Hulk' but sexier.

True story.
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