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Old 08-06-04, 04:25 PM
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Now I can't get the damn Madness song out of my head:

"Our House..in the middle of our street..."
Old 08-06-04, 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by Jadzia
Now I can't get the damn Madness song out of my head:

"Dog crap..in the middle of our street..."
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Old 08-06-04, 04:26 PM
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I was reading it as "My GF has a massive ass."

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Old 08-06-04, 05:13 PM
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Originally posted by Numanoid
Wait...this is insinuating that their own dog was responsible for the "mystery POD" (if I'm reading that correctly). I really don't think that can be determined by the evidence at hand. I'd hate to see an innocent animal implicated in a crime he did not commit.
The dog was meant to be "symbolic." Shit. I'm gonna have to change that map again, aren't I.
Old 08-06-04, 05:14 PM
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Originally posted by FuzzyBallz
I was reading it as "My GF has a massive ass."
Yawn. Dude, do I know you from real life or something? Did I steal your rattle in nursery school?
Old 08-06-04, 05:16 PM
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Originally posted by Gil Jawetz
Yawn. Dude, do I know you from real life or something? Did I steal your rattle in nursery school?
no, FuzzyBallz is an equal opportunity offender
Old 08-06-04, 05:38 PM
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So there definately is a "second-pooer", correct?

Just want to avoid any conspiracy theories, since that "mystery poo" is still unaccounted for.

(Great thread Gil, )
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Originally posted by Gil Jawetz
Feh. The title is already awesome and someone already made the "ass" joke.

Oh, and just to avoid any further confusion I've clarified the map some more:
If the poo is so mystery, why is it the same dog?
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Originally posted by Cool Kitten
no, FuzzyBallz is an equal opportunity offender
That'd be the perfect title for him, instead of DVDTalk Gold Member. That'd be better than suspending him
Old 08-06-04, 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by Breakfast with Girls
I don't see how they could prevent it when it was a private residence with a driveway.

Maybe you should have posted a sign that said cars that were illegally parked would be busted the f-ck in.
I would have blocked them in. If they come by after the concert is over and pound on my door for me to move, it's $100 for my time and trouble.
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Originally posted by Cool Kitten
no, FuzzyBallz is an equal opportunity offender
Well, he didn't know who betho was, so we all know who to laugh at now.
Old 08-06-04, 06:28 PM
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Originally posted by The Cow
So there definately is a "second-pooer", correct?

Just want to avoid any conspiracy theories, since that "mystery poo" is still unaccounted for.
ACTUALLY, my crafty girlfriend pointed out that the sign" and that poo might have been moved by an angry neighbor into their yard to make a point. In fact, the poo and the "sign" might have been the offender's own poo plus my sign! We have no way of knowing.

She also points out that it could have been the guy's own daughter who moved the poo and the note in order to frame us!
Old 08-06-04, 06:29 PM
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Originally posted by Matthew Chmiel
If the poo is so mystery, why is it the same dog?
GAH! I'll definitely need to update the map!
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I think this should have been a job for the trunk monkey.
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That map is the bomb!
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The mystery poo dog should have the funny nose and moustache glasses on it, as it is a mystery dog.
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Originally posted by Gil Jawetz
Well, he didn't know who betho was, so we all know who to laugh at now.
But still, were you offended by what I said? Are you pissed like your gf after seeing all that shit around the block?

And no, I don't know who Betho was. Should I digging through all the otters' posts from the archive?
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Originally posted by Gil Jawetz

I think I found my new wallpaper.
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Originally posted by FuzzyBallz
But still, were you offended by what I said?
In this thread? Nah. This is a comedy thread. In the other thread? Yes. I reported your posts to a mod and they got hosed. I'm all for clowning around in the forums but sometimes you've gotta have the sense and deceny to just back down. If you don't know how to do that now, you'll learn.

Originally posted by FuzzyBallz
And no, I don't know who Betho was. Should I digging through all the otters' posts from the archive?
Won't do any good. Her signature threads (well, of her former persona) are long gone. Sorry, sucka.
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Did your girlfriend get arrested?


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4285634/detail.html
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Gil,

Your GF has done more investigative action and case closure in one day, than a typical Portland Police Detective within an entire week.
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Well, I finally got to put somebody's balls in their
ass where they belong...
Lovely.

Superhero of sass - maybe.
Superhero of crass - definitely.
Superhero of class - signs point to no.

- David Stein
Old 03-15-05, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by sfsdfd
Lovely.

Superhero of sass - maybe.
Superhero of crass - definitely.
Superhero of class - signs point to no.

- David Stein
Superhero of ass -
Old 03-15-05, 10:38 PM
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All of you get a quick
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