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Old 09-11-03, 05:59 PM
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"International Talk Like a Pirate Day" 9/19/03 Arrr!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Aye, next Friday be "International Talk Like a Pirate Day". So be aye t' pass t'word, brush up on your pirate speakin' skills, and share in t'fun. Remember, all posts on 9/19 must be in Pirate-ese or ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
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Old 09-11-03, 06:31 PM
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somebody at work was talking about this "holiday" thing
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Shiver me timbers. Some lads be havin' too much spare time. Arrrrr!
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Where do Pirates like to eat?


Arrrrrrrrrrrrby's
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how much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?



a buck an ear
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Oddly enough my wife hates it when I saw "arrrrrrrrrrrr Matey."
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.
The bartender looks at him, and says "Did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The pirate says "Arr, and its drivin' me nuts!"
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Shameless bump, matey. Only 4 more dayst'go.

And here's a linkt'a English-to-Pirate Translator for you lazy folk.

Arrr!
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I came up with this answering machine message, but never recorded it:

Arr, matey, I be out buryin' me treasure right now, but if ye'll leave a message on this infernal device, I be gettin' back to ye! Wait fer the bell!
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I hear the RIAA is filing papers for an injunction against this.
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Ralph Garman (The Joe Schmoe Show) has been pushing this day on KROQ 106.7 in Los Angeles for about a month now. He has had a pirate joke a day and some have been funny. One of them kind of went like this:

What happened to the pirate who set fire to his ship?










He was charged with arrrrson!



Well you had to hear it, to appreciate it!

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Did you hear about the pirate preacher? He ended every sermon by saying "Arrrrr-men"
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I remember when I was a carry-out for Menards, and we had two-way radios to talk to each other and management. One day, me and the other carry-outs just went and spoke to each other all day in Piratese over the phone, driving the managers nuts.

Apparently, they didn't get the joke we were playing about 'pirate radio'.
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Originally posted by DonnachaOne
I remember when I was a carry-out for Menards, and we had two-way radios to talk to each other and management. One day, me and the other carry-outs just went and spoke to each other all day in Piratese over the phone, driving the managers nuts.

Apparently, they didn't get the joke we were playing about 'pirate radio'.
MENARDS!!!!!!!!!!

My parents used to talk about how annoying the guy was on the tv ads.
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Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH!


What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!


what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr


what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle


what is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.


what's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!


a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"


what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
ships ahoy


what do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."


why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!


What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!


What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
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Originally posted by Jackskeleton
how much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?



a buck an ear

And later he might pierce the other buck an ear.
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HARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.


The men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that
only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, and thus you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men
sat in silence, marveling at the courage of such a man.


The next morning, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" Once again, the battle was on, and the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.


Later that day, however, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.


The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"




AAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Man I should go to the arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt museum today
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YARRRRRRRRRR
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YAARRR, only one more day!
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