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Old 12-02-09, 08:35 PM
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Anti, Funny, crass or really depressing Christmas Music

I'm making a comedic CD or two for some Xmas parties and am looking for suggestions.

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"Dead by Christmas" - Hanoi Rocks
"Fairytale of New York" - The Pogues
"Christmas with the Devil" - Spinal Tap
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'The Night Santa Went Crazy' - Weird Al
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Grandma Got Runned Over By a Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy
Santa Claus Is Watching You by Ray Stevens
Santa Claus And His Old Lady by Cheech & Chong
Redneck 12 Days of Christmas by Jeff Foxworthy
The Christmas Song by Alvin & The Chipmunks
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Mistress for Christmas -- AC/DC
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Slick Nick, You Devil You - Fishbone
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Old 12-02-09, 10:59 PM
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Re: Anti, Funny, crass or really depressing Christmas Music

there are many that can be found HERE
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Old 12-02-09, 11:06 PM
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Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al.
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Have you heard the original lyrics for Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas?

Have yourself a merry little Christmas, it may be your last,
Next year we may all be living in the past
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, pop that champagne cork,
Next year we will all be living in New York.

No good times like the olden days, happy golden days of yore,
Faithful friends who were dear to us, will be near to us no more.

But at least we all will be together, if the Fates allow,
From now on we'll have to muddle through somehow.
So have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
I honestly don't know why Judy Garland made them change the lyrics.
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Old 12-03-09, 12:24 AM
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All of the songs on this album fit what you're looking for in one or more ways.
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Re: Anti, Funny, crass or really depressing Christmas Music

Bob Rivers is always good for a chuckle or two. Best to just listen to the song and don't watch the video.



Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum: Jimmy Buffett
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I love those Bob Rivers songs, they make hearing actual x-mas songs tolerable.

And my favorite version of "Wonderful Christmastime"

http://www.quickstopentertainment.co.../venture-bros/

And truthfully, I've always found the Peanuts "Christmas Time is Here" to be depressing sounding. I think its the mellow song and the kids singing.
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Old 12-03-09, 05:31 AM
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Red Water (Christmas Mourning)- Type O Negative.
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I find 'In the Bleak Midwinter' to be... well... bleak.
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I love that Type O song.

I put it in most Christmas song threads, so here's
Billy Idol
Yellin at the Xmas Tree

Forgive the crappy video, there aren't many results on YouTube for this song.
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Dead, Dead, Dead and The Most Offensive Song Ever from the South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics CD.


R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas (featuring a young Jon Bon Jovi on vocals) from the Christmas in the Stars album.
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R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas (featuring a young Jon Bon Jovi on vocals) from the Christmas in the Stars album.
Come on, everyone knows "What Do You Get A Wookie For Christmas, When He Already Owns A Comb" is the true song to have from that album.
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Old 12-03-09, 03:12 PM
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Pretty Little Dolly by Mona Abboud.

I posted this song in another Christmas thread, but think it'll feel more at home here.
Also



The Ramones - Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)
(Sorry, I couldn't find a video with the audio and video synced)
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Christmas Tree On Fire by Tom Heinl
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This comedy theater in Minneapolis has CDs available of their Christmas songs, pretty funny stuff:



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