riotinmyskull

terrible song and a terrible video. wish he would've stayed "retired".

MANBREASTS

Who is the girl that's playing Jessica simpson?

DeanoBKN

Typical "radio single" for Eminem. I can't wait till the album though.

I did really like that Guitar Hero/Rock Band background though.

dhmac

Someone who doesn't even know how to smile should not try to be funny. It just comes across as desperate.

NiCK Crush

I thought Crack A Bottle was gonna be his radio song... now we get this? ugh.

NiCK Crush

nothingfails

What I never liked about Eminem is that he is someone who has made millions off funny songs and videos, yet he couldn't come off a less humorous person in interviews. Remember when he was on the VMA's several years ago and made a total ass of himself going off on Moby (and in a sense, Moby's career has yet to recover thanks to Eminem's slander) and when he went nuts at that sock puppet that would play jokes on the stars. You'd think someone who famously made all these "funny" videos and songs would totally play along with it instead of showing 10 million viewers what a humorless douchebag he really is.

My Other Self

He made fun of himself for it on his song "Ass Like That" off of Encore.

He seems to be serious, but he also has a good sense of humor about himself. If he didn't I wouldn't think he would have made mention of the infamous ALF t-shirt pic in this song.

Daryl

Supposedly here's the new album cover, with Em's image made out of hundreds of pills

FrankTheTank

Here is 3 A.M. the new single of Relapse:

http://www.rapbasement.com/audio/Eminem-3-AM.html

I think it is great and definitly way better than We Made You.

My Other Self

It's fair. Not a great second single. His voice sounds way off for some reason.

I dunno. I'm still jazzed but the days of The Slim Shady LP and The Marshall Mathers LP are long gone.

Nesbit

Meh. 3AM is ok. Crack a Bottle has been my favorite from the new album and I havent even listened to it more than 3 or 4 times. Em's best days are definitely behind him.

MANBREASTS

Great cover!

chrisfelice

Guess Who

You Miss me?

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 xenedrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

My Other Self

What was the point of that?

nothingfails

I guess the lyrics for someone who doesn;t want to go to a spyware infested site to read it?

Jam Master Jay

For me it was The Marshall Mathers LP & The Eminem Show that were my favorites.

I think the first 2 singles were nice and catchy, 3am was the best of them so far, but yeah he's not the same anymore. With that said....still looking forward to the new one!

jiggawhat

I think the great thing about his early albums was that each song was a story. These new songs are just random, not much to keep you interested.

mdc3000

That cover is pretty fucking awesome.

My Other Self

Yes because we're all clamoring to print the lyrics out from this thread for karaoke night.

nothingfails

well, some of the lyrics go by so fast that lyrics are good as a point of reference. I mean, I thought he said "Samantha you too, you're practically a 10" (which IMO shows he has bad taste in women), but instead it was Samantha's a two.

Tarantino

I've heard the three leaked songs. I only like Crack A Bottle so far. My hopes for this album are shrinking by the day.

= J

Rival11

A little off topic.....but I've always wanted to know why that is? In the past, everytime I searched for lyrics I would get major spam, malware, etc.... seemed like every site I went to did this to me.

uncle-frank

so far ive heard this, 3 AM and crack a bottle. might not be buying this one

gerrythedon

Relapse tracklist leaks

The tracklist of Eminem’s highly anticipated next studio album, Relapse, has leaked onto the internet early. The tracklist corresponds with an iTunes advertisement stating the release of Eminem’s singles: Old Times Sake (ft. Dr. Dre) and Beautiful which are to be release respectively may 5th and may 12th.The traclist for Eminem’s Relapse is as follows:

01) Dr. West (Skit)
02) 3am
03) My Mom
04) Insane
05) Bagpipes From Baghdad
06) Hello
07) Tonya (Skit)
08) Same Song & Dance
09) We Made You
10) Medicine Ball
11) Paul (Skit)
12) Stay Wide Awake
13) Old Time’s Sake f. Dr. Dre
14) Must Be The Ganja
15) Mr. Mathers
16) Deja
17) Beautiful
18) Crack A Bottle f. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent
19) Steve Berman (Skit)
20) Underground/Ken Kaniff


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