Best ALBUM TITLE Ever ?
 

My votes

Pink Floyd - Dark side of the moon
TLC - Crazy, Sexy ,Cool

WHEN THE PAWN Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King
What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight
And He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring
There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
And Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights
And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land
And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

The Cows Cunning Stunts

Dead Kennedys had some great ones, including "Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables," "Frankenchrist" and "Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death"

Primus's "The Brown Album" usually makes me chuckle

Nomeansno also has some good ones: "Dance of the Headless Bourgeoisie," "The Worldhood of the World (as such)," "Live + Cuddly"

And I think any discussion of album titles would be incomplete without mention of Pigface's "Eat Shit You Fucking Redneck"

Wire - A Bell is a Cup... Until it is Struck

He didn't say most pretencious album title.

NOFX has a bunch of Good Ones:

"I Heard They Suck Live"
"White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean"
"Ribbed"
"Punk in Drublic"
"45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records"
"Heavy Petting Zoo"

I'm kinda partial to

Dream Theater: Systematic Chaos
Queesnsryche: Operation: Mindcrime
Tesla: The Great Radio Controversy
Symphony X: Divine Wings of Tragedy
Pain of Salvation: Be

Three of my faves, from Caroliner:
I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
Rings on the Awkward Shadow

The Sun City Girls always had the best titles:
Bleach Has Feelings, Too!
Folk Songs of the Rich and Evil
You're Never Alone With a Cigarette
Three Fake Female Orgasms
To Cover Up Your Right To Live
The Multiple Hallucinations of an Assassin
Graverobbing in the Future
Midnight Cowboys from Ipanema
A Bullet Through the Last Temple
Severed Finger With a Wedding Ring

Butthole Surfers -- Cream Corn from the Socket of Davis
Camper Van Beethoven -- Telephone Free Landslide Victory
Captain Beefheart -- Lick My Decals Off, Baby!
John Lennon -- Shaved Fish
Red Hot Chili Peppers -- BloodSugarSexMagik
Motorhead -- Eat the Rich

Appetite for Destruction

Bone Machine, Lulibies to Paralyze, Surrealistic Pillow, 0(-I-> , Sticky Fingers. Just a few off the top of my head.

Hum - "Fillet Show"

If we can get super esoteric, Nurse With Wound has a bunch of good ones:

A Handjob from the Laughing Policeman
Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an Umbrella
Drunk with the Old Man of the Mountains
Large Ladies with Cake in the Oven
Alas the Madonna Does Not Function

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The Kowalskis: "Chinese Democracy"

Hold for Swank - This Is Why We Don't Have Nice Things

rain dogs

I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass - Yo La Tengo

( ) - Sigur Ros

"Dial 'M' for Motherfucker" by Pussy Galore.

Wish I'd thought of it.

The Velvet Underground & Nico

Bitches Brew

OU812 - Van Halen

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dogged Flavored Water (Limp Bizkit)

If I had to pick one: Rust in Peace by Megadeth

Other favorites:
Keeper of the Seven Keys – Helloween
Countdown to Extinction / Rust in Peace / The World Needs a Hero – Megadeth
King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime – Faith No More
London Calling – Clash
Master of Puppets / Ride the Lightning – Metallica
Powerslave / 7th Son of a 7th Son – Iron Maiden
Skunkworks / Scream For Me Brazil / The Chemical Wedding – Bruce Dickinson
Five Lessons Learned – Swingin Utters
Stay Hungry – Twisted Sister
This is Unity Music – Common Rider