Britney and Kevin expecting first child...
 

This is not to be a bash-fest. I thoroughly enjoy Britney and just wanted to let ya'll know what's going on. So it is official now and yeah...


"Dear Fans,
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend; Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for all your thoughts and prayers."

Love,
Britney & Kevin

From www.britneyspears.com

Stupid people shouldn't breed.

will we see the "tape" any time soon?

so...she's not a virgin anymore?

Then look into sterilization

So, will the marriage last longer than the pregnancy?

The continued festering of Britney Spears' career/image continues....

fuck Yoko Federline!!!!!!!!

I don't want to sound like a player hater, but damn, that Federline must be some kinda hypnotist. I don't care that he's not a celeb or not rich or any of that. The guy just seems like a complete idiot jerk. So much so that I wouldn't understand how any non-desparate girl would fall for him. But he's knocked up Britney Spears.

Makes you think that if you treat girls like crap and act like a punk, then you too can screw a famous hot chick.

It's not an isolated incident. The guy that video'd Paris Hilton. Fred Durst. the list of jerks getting famous hot chicks is endless.

D.

Congrats To Brit, and time for her to have another cigarette, cause now shes smokin for two.

Ummm . . . cool? At least she'll have a reason to get chubby now.

Yeah I'm not a fan of the federline fellow either...just not a good guy in my opinion. Meh oh well, I didn't marry him. Haha. Also, I think Britney gave up smoking a month or two ago. I'm not sure though.

So I guess Us Weekly was right after all.

So when can we expect Federline to dump Britney for Lindsay Lohan? End of second trimester? Start of third trimester?

if it's anything like his time with his last gf, he'll wait until the kid is born and then bolt after a year for another singer.

man that guy is hideous but she is moron.

Agreed.

i really hope these 2 morons get a good nanny

Do two morons cancel each other out or do they create a super moron?

What's sad is you know this kid is guaranteed to have divorced parents.

Great! Now she can retire, right?

Right?!?

RIGHT!?!??!?

:(

Well you gotta lock that down.

Daddy, why don't I have a tan like my brother and sister?

Four posts in a row with the word "moron" but not one "moran"?

You are not my sons!