Heard the WORST rap song EVER on XM radio
Okay I'm sure a lot of people have heard of this but I never had until stumbling upon it on our way home from an Orioles game last week. The range of emotions shifted quickly from curiosity to shock to uncontrollable laughter.
Seriously, how did this guy have any sort of career after this? And if you don't believe it can be that bad, PLEASE download it. It makes Vanilla Ice look like Tupac. Worst rap song ever And also I know some of you think "all rap sucks" so save it for another thread. |
Okay, this isn't even close to the worst rap song ever. Anything by Master P is worse than this.
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Oh, I remember that video! [when MTV played videos]
Very cheesy, had ol J sneaking into a vault with a bunch of women who then proceeded to worship him like a harem. The lyrics were actually intelligible with out all the cursing, so it got points from me. I always liked "If I Only Had a Brain" by MC900 Foot Jesus. |
It had a VIDEO???????
BTW this is not a poll. It's a celebration of the worst rap song in history. |
All I want, bang bang bang!
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Ah yes, LL Cool J's "I'm The Type of Guy" off of the timeless gem of an album "Walking with a Panther".
That song is old and dated. It's uninspired, yes. But not the worst rap song ever. Have you ever heard "Daisy Dukes" by Duice? How about "I Love You" by Vanilla Ice? How about "Sippin' on Da Syrup" by 3-6 Mafia? That song is about drinking Robitussin fer chrissakes! There are many worse songs out there, IMO. |
Originally posted by Abranut How about "Sippin' on Da Syrup" by 3-6 Mafia? That song is about drinking Robitussin fer chrissakes! And yes that song is indeed retarded. |
Originally posted by MurraySiskind Okay, this isn't even close to the worst rap song ever. Anything by Master P is worse than this. |
"Step To The Mic" by Carmen Electra.
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You obviously haven't heard anything off of this album:
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov...28440ldp8h.jpg |
Man, I guess I'm the only one who was dissapointed that this song was left off his greatest hits album. I was only nine or so when it came out, and I haven't heard it in years, so it could very well suck.
EDIT: Oh man, this line is great. "I'm the type of guy to cold put on a pamper." What the hell does that mean? |
I actually like this song. Back in the day I bought the tape just because of it. Out of curiosity, what about it makes it THAT bad to you? To me, it just seems like standard rap bragging with an (intentional) comical edge.
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Also, this isn't even the cheesiest LL song by a long shot. That honor would go to his theme song from the Deep Blue Sea soundtrack. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/llcoo...sharksfin.html
Sample lyrics for the lazy: These waters are waist level The hallway's flooded Lost your scuba gear The killer's cold-blooded His name's LL You don't really want it I ate your ancestors The ocean is haunted |
I'd venture to say that LL is about the worst rapper in general hehe. I hate this guy.
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Originally posted by DRG Also, this isn't even the cheesiest LL song by a long shot. That honor would go to his theme song from the Deep Blue Sea soundtrack. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/llcoo...sharksfin.html Sample lyrics for the lazy: Give THAT a listen and see if "I'm That Type of Guy" still seems as funny. :) |
Heres a recent one I saw on MTV2: Akon - Locked Up. One of the worst songs Ive heard in a decade and truly defines the word garbage.
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Although not a rap song per se, Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock had a pretty lame love song called Crush on It Takes Two
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Originally posted by Ergyu I'd venture to say that LL is about the worst rapper in general hehe. I hate this guy. That being said, here are the lyrics for "I'm That Type of Guy" (with my favorite lines bolded), courtesy of the OriginalHip-Hop Lyrics Archive: You're the type of guy that can't control your girl You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene And gets the seven digits, you know the routine You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside" While you're steady frontin in your homeboy's ride I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave I'm doin your girlfriend, that's somethin you can't believe Cause I'm that type of guy You're the type of guy that gets suspicious I'm the type of guy that says, "The puddin is delicious" You're the type of guy that has no idea That a sneaky, freaky brother's sneakin in from the rear I'm the type of guy to eat it, when he won't And look in the places that your boyfriend don't You're the type of guy to try to call me a punk Not knowin that your main girl's bitin my chunk I'm the type of guy that loves a dedicated lady Their boyfriends are borin, and I can drive em crazy You're the type of guy to give her money to shop She gave me a sweater _kiss_ thank you, sweetheart I'm that type of guy I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast You're the type of guy eatin a tv dinner Talkin about... "Goddamn it, I'ma kill her" I'm the type of guy to make her say, "Why you're illin, Bee?" ...You're the type of guy to say, "My lower back is killin me" ...Catch my drift? You're the type of guy that likes to drink Olde English I'm the type of guy to cold put on a pamper You're the type of guy to say, "What you talkin bout?" I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper I'm that type of guy I'm that type of guy You know what I mean? Check it out... T-y-p-e g-u-y I'm that type of guy to give you a pound and wink my eye Like a bandit, caught me redhanded, took her for granted But when I screwed her, you couldn't understand it Cause you're the type of guy that don't know the time Swearin up and down, "That girl's all mine" I'm the type of guy to let you keep believin it Go 'head to work, while I defrost it, and season it I'm that type of guy I'm that type of guy Know what I mean I'm that type of guy "So ridiculous" So funny I don't know Come on down Yeah Like real cool, you know what I mean? I like just going to your frontdoor ringin bells And just like, ha, leave... |
There are probably a billion rock songs that are sillier/dumber than this one rap song.
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you guys have clearly never heard the Hulk Hogan rap songs from Hogan's album (see Beach Patrol), Macho Man's rap album, or B-Shoc's album (guy from Icey Hot Stuntaz, if you don't know who these douchebags are then you need to google image search for them lol)
3 of the worst albums ever. However, they're so bad that they're hilarious. Every time, they make me laugh until it hurts and my eyes tear |
Originally posted by Hiro11 You obviously haven't heard anything off of this album: http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov...28440ldp8h.jpg I love the title "Doin' Thangs". It's so vague. Like what kinds of "thangs"? Getting the car washed? Buying a gallon of milk? Cashing your welfare check? |
Originally posted by Thrush Not quite, its prescription Cough syrup (the kind with Codeine) mixed with Vodka or soda. And yes that song is indeed retarded. |
Originally posted by Verbal Gorilla Nope, originally poster was right. It is about over the counter robitussin for the DXM. The only thing the OTC stuff will do is make you sleepy. |
I think you are both right. You CAN get high off drinking Robitussin (from the Dextromorphane) AND the song was about a prescription codeine/alcohol concoction.
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Originally posted by Thrush http://publicaffairs.uth.tmc.edu/hle...ILDREN/040517/ The only thing the OTC stuff will do is make you sleepy. Google will tell ya all about it: http://www.drugfreeamerica.org/dxm/ |
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