Barbra Streisand Vs. Bjork
01-13-04, 10:42 AM
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Barbra Streisand Vs. Bjork
Who would win? I think Bjork wins because she makes music everyone can relate to whereas Barbra kind of appeals mainly to drag queens (at least in my experience). That whole torch song routine is so overdone its not even funny. Now when Bjork makes a torch song she knows how to funk it up because shes a classic songstress who knows how to do stuff eg. Hyperballad and the amazing Headphones.
Barbra would also lose if she got in a fight with Bjork. Also, doesn't Bjork have more No. 1 singles in England as compared to Barbra? I think so.
Anyway, Bjork would win because shes so supercool and she deserves an award for everything shes done such as a Lifetime Grammy that people like Streisand can only dream of. Bjork is not Jewish but shes so cool it doesnt matter what she is. Barbra on the other hand has to prove her Jewishness each time shes on stage just to get laughs. Its really pathetic.
Barbra would also lose if she got in a fight with Bjork. Also, doesn't Bjork have more No. 1 singles in England as compared to Barbra? I think so.
Anyway, Bjork would win because shes so supercool and she deserves an award for everything shes done such as a Lifetime Grammy that people like Streisand can only dream of. Bjork is not Jewish but shes so cool it doesnt matter what she is. Barbra on the other hand has to prove her Jewishness each time shes on stage just to get laughs. Its really pathetic.
