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Old 09-17-03, 07:36 AM
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Songs NOT to make love too.

The September issue of GQ had the top 10 songs NOT to make love too, I think it's pretty funny.

SONGS NOT TO MAKE LOVE TO":
1. "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco;
2. "Seventh Son of a Seventh Son" by Iron Maiden;
3. "The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss") by Cher;
4. ""#!*@ You Tonight" by Notorious B.I.G. featuring R. Kelly;
5. "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock;
6. "Downtown" by Petula Clark;
7. "YYZ" by Rush;
8. "Music for Mallet Instruments, Voices and Organ" by Steve Reich;
9. "Centerfield" by John Fogerty;
10. "In the Gloaming" (Traditional)

Any other suggestions?

I would like to add "Battery" by Metallica.
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Old 09-17-03, 08:31 AM
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1. "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" from the Wizard of Oz
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Old 09-17-03, 09:50 AM
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1. "Me and A Gun" - Tori Amos
2. "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying" - Bloodhound Gang
3. "Eat For Two" - 10,000 Maniacs
4. "I'm Being Swallowed By A Boa Constrictor" - Peter, Paul and Mary
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6. "Kiss Me, Son of God" - They Might Be Giants
7. "Dead Skunk (In The Middle Of The Road)" - Loudon Wainwright III
8. "Mercedes Benz" - Janis Joplin
9. "Strange Fruit" - Billie Holiday
10. "Ugly" - Juliana Hatfield

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Old 09-17-03, 10:12 AM
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Animal (F**k Like a Beast) by W.A.S.P.

Of course, depending on what you're into, some might consider that the ultimate song to make love to.
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Old 09-17-03, 11:10 AM
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"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee" - Frank Zappa

actually... pretty much any zappa song...

"Sparkle" - Phish
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Old 09-17-03, 11:26 AM
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Anything ever composed by those hack-meisters: ENIGMA.

If some trick ever puts this garbaggio on whilst trying to woo you, simply snip his middle-aged ponytail off and slide out the back door.

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.
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Originally posted by Caoimhin

9. "St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast" - Frank Zappa
Actually, I've made love to this one... Well, making love may not be the right term. But the song was fine. Not as good as Dina Moe Humm, but good nonetheless...
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Originally posted by grunter

If some trick ever puts this garbaggio on whilst trying to woo you, simply slide out the back door.
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I think Cannibal Corpse - "Orgasm Through Torture" (or any death metal really) would definitely kill the mood.
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I guess "hooker with a penis" by tool wouldn't be a good one either to make whoopie too.
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Frank Zappa - I Have Been In You
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Old 09-17-03, 05:20 PM
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Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron Maiden made into the top five of a list in a corperate magizine!!!!!!!! Good are bad, I'll take it!!!The world is comeing to an end today ladies and gents.


My suggestion is anyhing by

SLAYER

Not a band to be making love to at all IMO.

You wouldn't have a link to this list would you? That is, if it is on the web.
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Old 09-17-03, 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by grunter
Anything ever composed by those hack-meisters: ENIGMA.

If some trick ever puts this garbaggio on whilst trying to woo you, simply snip his middle-aged ponytail off and slide out the back door.

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.



you can add Cusco to that list too Grunter
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Originally posted by neiname
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I couldn't disagree more!
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Originally posted by neiname
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Been there, done that and I couldn't disagree more.
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anything by the Village People
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Originally posted by raiders757
Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron Maiden made into the top five of a list in a corperate magizine!!!!!!!! Good are bad, I'll take it!!!The world is comeing to an end today ladies and gents.


My suggestion is anyhing by

SLAYER

Not a band to be making love to at all IMO.

You wouldn't have a link to this list would you? That is, if it is on the web.
Sorry, I got this from a Rush board; they were shocked that Rush was mentioned in a corporate magazine. Rush and Iron Maiden, the world is coming to an end!
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