Odd Request: Music Snob quotes
 

Im looking for actual quotes from any music snob like Jack Black in "High Fidelity".

You know the kind-- Speaking out of rear end; spouting unfounded boastful, lofty opinions; Argumentitave and condensending with no personal music talent to base opinion on.

*BONUS POINTS IF DRIVEL RELATES TO HEAVY METAL MUSIC*

please post links or actual quotes. Thanks!