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Old 02-06-02, 02:16 PM
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This week's open letter to an artist: Britney Spears

Dear Britney,

Your music inspires me. It makes me become a better person and see the better th...


... ah hell, who am I kidding. Just hurry up and pose for Playboy already. Don't wait until your career is all but gone like Tiffany and Belinda Carlisle have done. And if you *do* wait until then, that's fine. But take the pictures now at least. Nobody wants to see 40 year old Britney naked -- they want to see 21 year old Britney naked.

Oh, and could you please CC: this letter to Jessica Simpson as well? Thanks, Brit -- you're a peach!

Love,

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*Hurricane applauds DTSC*

Well written!
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Oops . . . DTSC did it again.
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Quite a good post, and I will add my signature to your letter.
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pics?
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You guys gotta think big.

Playboy is a decent start, but porn is where she needs to be.

And the beauty is - she can't sing when her mouth's full.
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Gotta agree with you, DTSC. Firsts for everything.
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DTSC you ignorant slut. You can not post anything regarding Britney without pics.

I will fix your error. Shorty.







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Dear Britney,

GET NAKED

sincerly,
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Leave Jessica out of it...
She appeals to me cause she is so sweet and innocen.

Thanx
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How does this belong in music talk?
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Originally posted by big whoppa
How does this belong in music talk?
1. It discusses a current music artist.
2. It is an indirect commentary about how a pop artist really has no musical substance but is more or less eye-candy.
3. It goes in line with the previous 4 "open letters" that I have published here.
4. A very similar thread (Tiffany posing nude in playboy) was moved into this forum.

So I'll see your "" and raise you two more:
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What I was implying was this:

Britney Spears = Music ??
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Originally posted by big whoppa
What I was implying was this:

Britney Spears = Music ??

OK, I'll rescind my x 2
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Originally posted by big whoppa
What I was implying was this:

Britney Spears = Music ??
I too didn't catch that right off. I'm dumb and you're funny.
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Originally posted by big whoppa
What I was implying was this:

Britney Spears = Music ??

Actually, it should be Britney Spears = BS


And I disagree about Belinda's career being over.
The Go-Go's latest album might not have been a
big seller like their first three albums in the 80's,
but it was an *amazing* album just the same.
And one that knocked the critics and their fans
for a loop because no one expected a product
that good from them at this stage. It even made
a few critic's 10 Best year end list. And they
toured extensively and were on TV quite a bit
to support it as well. That said, I'd hardly put
Belinda in the same sentence as Tiffany! Not
to mention Belinda has never looked better.
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Brining it back to Britney and Jessica: Can't we get some kind of petition going to make this happen?
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Originally posted by POWERBOMB
Brining it back to Britney and Jessica: Can't we get some kind of petition going to make this happen?
Britney and Jessica together.

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