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Old 05-02-20, 07:57 PM
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Theatrical movies that are so bad, they have no redeeming qualities at all?

The remake of Chips. I’m just watching in horror how it shits and looks nothing like old series. Just terrible. I haven’t seen an episode in many years, but still remember theme music by heart. This is terribly unfun and nothing to do with old (cameos excluded) or even if had nothing to do, just a terrible movie and players who are usually likable, especially Pena and D’Onofrio. Not a laugh, cool scene, piece of dialogue. Terrible. More to come...

What movies that came out theatrically just have nothing at all of value to add to cinema?
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Hoo boy, this will be a fun thread.
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There are plenty that end up VOD. Not sure I ever saw a theatrical movie I really hated.
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I don't think anyone would dispute Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 from 1987. As a twelve-year-old, I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes before turning it off.
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You know what? I was going to name a couple bad sequels, but the box office profits actually made it “redeemable” for the studio. So my contributions are invalid haha

The movies are:

Grown Ups 2
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

I hates these movies. I didn’t see these in theaters, but I actually enjoyed the first movies.

So this isn’t a thread just about bad movies. Because a bad movie can still make money.

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Originally Posted by orangerunner
I don't think anyone would dispute Bill Cosby's Leonard Part 6 from 1987. As a twelve-year-old, I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes before turning it off.
I watched it on Showtime as a kid. It was so weird I liked it.
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There will probably be a bit of overlap with Movies at the theater you walked away from thread.

I'm gonna just post my thoughts from that thread:
Originally Posted by Michael Corvin
Never completely walked out but I did take a 20 minute stroll through the lobby during Wing Commander. I was with other friends so I couldn't just bolt.

Saw a preview screening of ID4 with a friend. We both wished we had left that one. We were both baffled when it became as big as it did.
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Beyond Bedlam, a 1994 British horror film with Elizabeth Hurley.

Empire review:
A befuddled British horror movie from Leon The Pig Farmer director Vadim Jean which benefits from some exotic lighting effects and the glam-factor of Elizabeth Hurley as the scientist whose specialised brain-treatment backfires when it unleashes incarcerated psycho, Keith Allen, into her dreams. On the debit side however there is Craig Fairbrass — the erstwhile London copper — stumbling over his lines, a demented script and the whole caboodle being no more than a low-level rip-off of the Elm Street movies and Silence Of The Lambs. Disappointing.
Snippet from Variety review:
“Beyond Bedlam” is an ambitious Brit horror schlocker that seems to have mislaid its script halfway. Careening, often stylish meltdown of everything from Thomas Harris shavings to Elm Street and Clive Barker offshoots starts with a bang but trails off into a whimper as the pic abandons all logic in the second half. Genre nuts may want to check out this curio, but pic’s longest lockup will be in the vid bin.
I saw it over 20 years ago on VHS and it's still burned in my brain as the worst movie I ever saw.
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Re: Theatrical movies that are so bad, they have no redeeming qualities at all?

Originally Posted by MLBFan24
Grown Ups 2
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

I hates these movies. I didn’t see these in theaters, but I actually enjoyed the first movies.
One time...only ONE...I had some time to burn and decided to hit the theater to see whatever was playing without checking ahead. Grown Ups 2 was starting soon. Other movies were a wait so I went for it.

It had no redeeming value for ME but I could imagine it would be fun for someone...maybe.
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Oh my God, Arthur 2 : On the Rocks. And I really enjoyed Arthur. Maybe the worst sequel to ever return the original stars from a beloved original. That sequel was so bad that I walked out of the theater.



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Ok serious answer





I only saw it once when I was 13. Even back then it’s unwatchable IMO.

and it’s not just me.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transylvania_6_5000

18% on Rotten Tomatoes and only a 42% audience score.


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Barb wire (even with Pam Anderson).
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Re: Theatrical movies that are so bad, they have no redeeming qualities at all?

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What movies that came out theatrically just have nothing at all of value to add to cinema?


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Agreed about Marvel. They truely are the best comic book adaptations ever, because they don’t feel like films. They have no heft or cinematic ambition. They’re as light as the comic book medium itself.

Other horrible films include the recent TMNT remake and the movie adaption of SWAT. Who wanted that?
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Also the Baywatch Movie and the last Vacation movie. They weren't funny and kind of mocked the legacy of the source material.
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I'll add in: Cars 2: Mater's Big Adventure*




*Should have been the title and should have been straight-to-DVD.
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The Cold Light of Day. I barely even remember it now, except it was awful, and probably the worst movie that I saw the year it came out.
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