I would have gone with “Been a Son” by Nirvana.

I’m not sure what some of y’all were expecting, but I thoroughly enjoyed this.

And was totally enamored by Brie Larson in her performance. She played the fish out of water, amnesiac aspect of the role quite well. And still brought across the snarky charm throughout the movie.

And I thought there were some great hero moments, both in action and with the musical cues. And Sam Jackson was perfect in this.

it was a great ride, and similar to Antman/Wasp in that it was a simpler, less weighty adventure to go on, all the while knowing we’re going right back into the sh*t with Endgame.

I’m definitely seeing this again before April 26.

I didn’t make the joke...

Note to self, never watch The Cringe either...

Its not the casting choice that bothers me ... it is the costume they have announced for her ...

Caught this today. I liked its stab at feeling like a 90s action films. And I liked that Agents of Shield basically got its cinematic crossover. The Kree story on TV is hard to enjoy when it’s restricted by budget and stretching it out over 20 hours. Or it rubbed off on an MCU film. I really enjoyed seeing Coulson.

It did feel feel a little packaged with the music bits ... which was new in Thor Ragnarok. But here is another take.

In short - another fine and reliable MCU film. They’re still going and top notch mainstream action adventure movies.

Saw it today and I thought it was fantastic...nicely paced and I would like to see more interaction between Fury and the Flerken in future MCU films. It was worth sitting through the credits for the end gag with the flerken.

So here is my half-drunk synopsis ...

Carol Danvers leaves her band, Creed (made up of Obi-Wannabe Kenobi, The “Who” guy from Guardians of the Galaxy, Papa Smurf, and Hot Blue Sniper Girl), to return to Earth and chase Squirrels while wearing a Nine Inch Nails shirt. The Squirrels are a race of green goblins who can change their appearance to look like people. This is cool because Carol beats the crap out of an old lady on the subway. Everybody tries to help the old lady, but nobody seems to notice she is bouncing off the walls and doing gymnastic Kung-fu.

Young Phil Coulson and Young Nick Furry (because he loves cats, see more later) show up and toss around 90s references in the background. Then it turns out that fake Young Phil Coulson is actually a Squirrel that Nick Furry kills in a deliberate car crash. Their boss, the boss from Silence of the Lambs, is also a Squirrel.

Like BattleStar Galactica’s “frak”, Disney creates the word “flerk” so that Samuel L. “Mother Flerker” Jackson can use his catch phrase. Not only that, but people really hate flerkin cats in this flerkin movie. Except Nick Furry, he loves cats but won’t eat diagonally cut toast.

Then we find out Squirrels are good and the band Creed was actually bad. They go to Carol’s girlfirend’s house and turn an airplane into a space ship so they can go rescue the Squirrel families that Annette Benning hid in outer space. A fight ensues with Carol and Creed. Obi-Wannabe Kenobi follows her back to Earth and Blue Man Group shows up to try to nuke the planet. Carol kicks everbody’s asses and sends them back to hollar at Annette Benning who is also a computer brain posing as Annette Benning.

I think that’s about it. Oh, the cat has a flerkin octopus in its mouth and it eats the Tesseract. Then it scratches out Nick Furry’s flerkin eye and coughs the Tesseract back up.

In the post credits scene, Carol meets up with Blonde Widow, the other Captain (not Morgan), Iron Legs, and Bruce Banner.