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Old 04-05-18, 09:41 PM
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Movie lines you've never forgotten?

i'm not talking favorite movie lines of all time, but ones that you've always remembered and left indelible impression when you first heard/saw it.

even though favorite movie of all time and not the most popular line in movie, i've always loved Bruce Willis/John McClane in Die Hard in the elevator shaft, lighting the zippo and saying "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."

Also, Alan Rickman/Hans Gruber saying "sitting on a beach, earning 20%."

i still use that latter and it always enters my mind in certain situations. so weird.

yours?
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Old 04-05-18, 09:48 PM
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I still use "Not anymore!"

As in:
Rich woman - "That's a priceless Steinway!"
Inspector Clouseau - "Not anymore!"
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Old 04-05-18, 09:49 PM
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My all time favorites and they always loom in my mind

You can't handle the truth! - A Few Good Men

I bow to no man. - The Chronicles of Riddick

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us! - Malcolm X

I'm not a coward Zod. - Superman II

Say hello to the bad guy! - Scarface 1983
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Zorro, the Gay Blade - "Spread the news… that he is back! To help the helpless! To befriend the friendless! And to defeat… the feetless!"
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Ooh, I love that line from...wait...eh, nevermind.
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They couldn't afford that. They couldn't afford a fucking toaster! They're broke! Deadbeats!
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“I offered you a chance to be a cop, AND YOU BLEW IT!!!” - Copland

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” - Goodfellas
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Old 04-05-18, 11:12 PM
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"Don't fuck with the babysitter!" - Adventure in Babysitting
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"Don't fuck with the babysitter!" - Adventure in Babysitting
I was on the verge of posting one from that movie too, but thought might be offensive, and if it is, my apologies, but is it this:

“Thor is a homo.”
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60% of the time, it works EVERYTIME.
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The Coen Bros. movies have endless, wonderful, and unforgettable lines in them.
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They couldn't afford that. They couldn't afford a fucking toaster! They're broke! Deadbeats!
Glengary Glenross has tones. You Stupid Fucking **** I have used many times. And of course Patel!! Patel!!! Raverdom Patel!!! Where did you get this from, a morgue?
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Last one

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"Mashed potatoes! Terri, you shouldn't have!"

"Let's see what's in the box! Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You're so stupid!"

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"Supplies!"

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