Damed

Yep.

Good actors don't fix bad scripts.

Check out some of the names that have been in Uwe Boll films.

csant

nevermind all that... who is this female lead? I just googled her and she is 4'11... lol and if I am reading it correctly her spouse is like 80, she can't be more then 20. WTF

GuessWho

fumanstan

I'm not sure what you Googled for, but when I searched for Isabela Moner it shows that she's only 14.

EddieMoney

Obviously Googled the porn star, Isabela Moaner.

Solid Snake

wtf did you google cuz I want to see wtf you saw.

EDIT: I actually googled Isabela Moaner too... JUST in case.

alfredog1976

http://mashable.com/2016/08/29/trans.../#8oGBczJyOaq1

Why So Blu?

What a clusterfuck.

E Unit

Sounds like a DC storyline. Clusterfuck indeed.

Solid Snake

Wtf?

candyrocket786

Well.... at least they got Hot Rod's look correct. Splitting fucking image of the 80s cartoon.


Maybe they'll get Judd Nelson to voice him as well.

Dr. DVD

At this point anyone who has shown up or the other four (like myself) needs to just say "fuck it." We know we won't be getting a master piece and that it will most likely give us a headache due to all of the explosions, loud noises, idiotic plot or whatever. These movies may lack, yet for some reason I keep coming back hoping that Bay just might , on the off chance, get it right.

Josh-da-man

King Arthur and Merlin are going to be Headmasters.

Calling it now.

Brack

I hope this paves the way for the Passion of the Transformers.

GuessWho

Driving Miss Daisy in a Transformer

"Bumblebee, take me to the Piggy Wiggly!"

EddieMoney

I predict:

This movie will suck giant donkey cock.

This movie will make a shit ton of money.

That's all.

fumanstan

Ugh, I wish this franchise was rebooted just to get away from the terrible character design that i've hated since the first movie.

dan30oly

Don't be ridiculous.

They are obviously going to be Powermasters (or Targetmasters).

The Cow

Needs to have Junkions.

Solid Snake

The problem w/ that is that by "voting" with your money.. you're making it ok for this shit to continuously exist.

fujishig

Aren't they all junkions?

james2025a

I did not care for the first movie and my hatred for each installment after has grown exponentially. The last with Walberg was easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It's only because I am a movie nerd that I bother seeing these movies and feel obliged to see as many movies as I can. Michael Bay is such a talentless shit. It amazes me that these movies make so much money and that alone shows the lack of taste in modern audiences. Oh, and I NEVER pay to see these movies, and never will.

Solid Snake

Well... then aren't you fueling the problem? I can see maybe checking out a movie out of blind interest but if you keep hating it.. .why keep coming back? I liked 1 alright. 2 sealed the deal w/ me never ever watching another Transformers flick in theaters w/ Bay being involved.

We're all movie fans but you can't hate for Bay's existence if you keep fueling it. You're the problem to a very fucking small extent. Most people apparently enjoy this shit. They're the problem. The real one. You're not helping out either though.

dan30oly

So, I was in London a couple weeks ago and stumbled onto the set of the new Transformers movie.
They were filming a chase scene in a covered shop area and there was a mostly black sports car (with blue toward the bottom) being chased by 3 all black government vehicles.

It was pretty cool. Didn't see any of the actors though.

james2025a

Did i say that i paid to watch the movies? I paid to see the first movie and since then have not paid a cent to watch any of the sequels....and i still feel like i am owed a refund.