"You're headbutting me, Smalls!"
08-07-13, 09:18 PM
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"You're headbutting me, Smalls!"
don't know why, but this made me laugh...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...dbutting-a-cop
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...dbutting-a-cop
Tom Guiry, who played "Smalls" in the iconic movie The Sandlot, was arrested over the weekend after headbutting a cop, reports TMZ.
A source told TMZ how it all went down:
We're told Guiry was at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston over the weekend when a United Airlines employee concluded he was too drunk to fly.
Law enforcement sources tell us, the employee contacted an airport cop, who approached Guiry and gave him two options: a public intoxication arrest, or the drunk tank.
Guiry then made a terrible mistake—allegedly becoming belligerent and verbally abusive ... and even threatening the officer. Guiry then allegedly tried kicking the cop in the face and then scored a headbutt.
Guiry was booked for felony assault on a police officer and posted the $5,000 bail.
Everyone say it with me: "You're killing me, Smalls!"
A source told TMZ how it all went down:
We're told Guiry was at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston over the weekend when a United Airlines employee concluded he was too drunk to fly.
Law enforcement sources tell us, the employee contacted an airport cop, who approached Guiry and gave him two options: a public intoxication arrest, or the drunk tank.
Guiry then made a terrible mistake—allegedly becoming belligerent and verbally abusive ... and even threatening the officer. Guiry then allegedly tried kicking the cop in the face and then scored a headbutt.
Guiry was booked for felony assault on a police officer and posted the $5,000 bail.
Everyone say it with me: "You're killing me, Smalls!"
08-07-13, 09:53 PM
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08-07-13, 11:43 PM
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08-08-13, 11:47 AM
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Re: "You're headbutting me, Smalls!"
To be fair, no one takes good drunk pictures.
08-08-13, 04:43 PM
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Re: "You're headbutting me, Smalls!"
"Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, because they're either too scared or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. Remember, heroes get remembered. But, legends never die..."
Last edited by PatD; 08-08-13 at 09:23 PM.
