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Old 04-06-12, 11:56 AM
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Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

The film we've all been waiting for...

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I bet that director held his head high and called his parents when he got that job. "Mom, Dad", he said, "I got the job on Zombie Ass. It was tough, but I got it!"

How does one make a movie called Zombie Ass and stay on task? If people show up late, do you chide them for not understanding what they're trying to do with Zombie Ass? Do the prop master and cinematographer constantly fight over how well the Zombie Ass of the title is being shot? Is the writer crying to anyone who listens about how they're butchering his vision of how epic Zombie Ass was meant to be?

Nah, they probably didn't let the writer on set.

I hope that Zombie Ass is good, and the talented people behind this can go onto great things. When that director makes the long-awaited A Catcher In The Rye, or pulls off the depth and difficulty of Gravity's Rainbow, or epically translates the nature of conflict and espionage in M.A.S.K. - The Movie, we'll be able to say we knew him when.
When he made Zombie Ass.

He'll laugh about Zombie Ass in interviews. James Lipton will recite lines from Zombie Ass with a caring smile. Peter Travers will like his future films and say "Zombie Ass smelled like a winner from the get-go".

So here's to you, Zombie Ass filmmakers. May it be the stepping stone you all hoped, dreamed and made it be!
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

whatever i'll watch it
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

That looks awesomely bad. I'm in.
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Good to see Sakura getting work after SF4.
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Old 04-06-12, 02:46 PM
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Wut...
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Originally Posted by DonnachaOne
I bet that director held his head high and called his parents when he got that job. "Mom, Dad", he said, "I got the job on Zombie Ass. It was tough, but I got it!"

How does one make a movie called Zombie Ass and stay on task? If people show up late, do you chide them for not understanding what they're trying to do with Zombie Ass? Do the prop master and cinematographer constantly fight over how well the Zombie Ass of the title is being shot? Is the writer crying to anyone who listens about how they're butchering his vision of how epic Zombie Ass was meant to be?

Nah, they probably didn't let the writer on set.

I hope that Zombie Ass is good, and the talented people behind this can go onto great things. When that director makes the long-awaited A Catcher In The Rye, or pulls off the depth and difficulty of Gravity's Rainbow, or epically translates the nature of conflict and espionage in M.A.S.K. - The Movie, we'll be able to say we knew him when.
When he made Zombie Ass.

He'll laugh about Zombie Ass in interviews. James Lipton will recite lines from Zombie Ass with a caring smile. Peter Travers will like his future films and say "Zombie Ass smelled like a winner from the get-go".

So here's to you, Zombie Ass filmmakers. May it be the stepping stone you all hoped, dreamed and made it be!
It's from the japanese. I...don't understand why you'd think this is stupid when it's now the norm for them. This is their norm. Another day in Japan essentially.
Old 04-06-12, 03:52 PM
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

So instead of eating your brains they just toss your salad?
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

yeah, looks stupid but I have to see it at least once in my life.
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
It's from the japanese. I...don't understand why you'd think this is stupid when it's now the norm for them. This is their norm. Another day in Japan essentially.
This is tame stuff. It'll be shown on their kid's channels as educational material.
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Check out their website. It's shit-stained and in Boo Boo Sound!
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

I'm confused. Are there zombies in the toilets or are people's asses turning into zombies?

It seems like the second, but the thread title would have us believe the first. Whether I watch this movie depends on the answer.
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

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I'm confused. Are there zombies in the toilets or are people's asses turning into zombies?

It seems like the second, but the thread title would have us believe the first. Whether I watch this movie depends on the answer.
Which would be very telling if you decide to see it based on that particular answer...
Old 04-06-12, 07:04 PM
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Must See!
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Originally Posted by DonnachaOne
I bet that director held his head high and called his parents when he got that job. "Mom, Dad", he said, "I got the job on Zombie Ass. It was tough, but I got it!"

How does one make a movie called Zombie Ass and stay on task? If people show up late, do you chide them for not understanding what they're trying to do with Zombie Ass? Do the prop master and cinematographer constantly fight over how well the Zombie Ass of the title is being shot? Is the writer crying to anyone who listens about how they're butchering his vision of how epic Zombie Ass was meant to be?

Nah, they probably didn't let the writer on set.

I hope that Zombie Ass is good, and the talented people behind this can go onto great things. When that director makes the long-awaited A Catcher In The Rye, or pulls off the depth and difficulty of Gravity's Rainbow, or epically translates the nature of conflict and espionage in M.A.S.K. - The Movie, we'll be able to say we knew him when.
When he made Zombie Ass.

He'll laugh about Zombie Ass in interviews. James Lipton will recite lines from Zombie Ass with a caring smile. Peter Travers will like his future films and say "Zombie Ass smelled like a winner from the get-go".

So here's to you, Zombie Ass filmmakers. May it be the stepping stone you all hoped, dreamed and made it be!
It worked out for Peter Jackson. Have you seen the shit he made early in his career?
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Originally Posted by Sonic
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Another artsy foreign film. Pretentious bastards.
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Another artsy foreign film. Pretentious bastards.
But but but, Americans make the worst movies ever!!!
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Originally Posted by Abob Teff
It worked out for Peter Jackson. Have you seen the shit he made early in his career?
Oh, I own 'em all! I showed Dead Alive on the big screen for Halloween last year.
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I'm starting to believe that Japan could use some heavy duty therapy.
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Originally Posted by Trout
I'm starting to believe that Japan could use some heavy duty therapy.
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That's what happens when you suppress sexuality, man. They get too freaky.
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Re: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Asses are so old.

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