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Zombie Massacre (201?) produced by Sir UWE BOLL

Old 10-29-11, 09:01 AM
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Zombie Massacre (201?) produced by Sir UWE BOLL

it claims coming in 2012, but with no release date yet, and Boll's involvement I'll believe it when I see it.

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Old 10-29-11, 09:40 AM
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I hope the whole movie isn't in slow motion.
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Old 10-29-11, 08:08 PM
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Those are some teefers that only a mother (or well paid whore) could love.
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Old 10-29-11, 08:36 PM
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Is this for Playstation 4? j/k Trailer looks like a video game.

No zombie boobs?
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Old 10-29-11, 11:51 PM
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Re: Zombie Massacre (201?) produced by Sir UWE BOLL

Zombie? Looked more like she mutated from radiation. BTW with all the soldiers lined up with guns & the 'zombies' across from them, get the feeling the 'Zombie Massacre' is just the zombies getting slaughtered and not the zombies doing the killing.
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Old 11-01-11, 11:31 PM
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First, why do I care if Uwe Boll produced it in a quiet town?

Second, the movie is so bad, even the trailer is calling it "Hell is coming to earth."

Third, "It's an airborne virus! Quick, surround it with razor wire!"

Fourth, why was she not wearing a bra?

Fifth, how does an explosion on the third floor of an office building begin releasing radioactive material from the reactor?

Sixth, why was she carrying an unwrapped loaf of bread and a can with no label?

Seventh, what's with the two soldiers arguing over the NY Times crossword puzzle?

Lastly, looks like another one of Boll's hits. (read that one fast, you'll get it)
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Old 11-03-11, 04:59 PM
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That looked HEAVILY laden with CGI, so much so that it almost looked like anime. What the hell? -kd5-
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Old 11-03-11, 05:04 PM
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"They call me DOCTOR Boll!"

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